High-Velocity Nuclear Squid Cannon of Doom

Standard RUG (Temur)

Evan2297

Instant (6)

• 4x Collateral Damage
• 2x Lightning Strike

Sorcery (5)

• 4x Life's Legacy
• 1x Treasure Cruise

Enchantment (10)

• 4x Fruit of the First Tree
• 4x Impact Tremors
• 2x Monastery Siege

Artifact (1)

• 1x Bident of Thassa

Creature (16)

• 4x Chasm Skulker
• 4x Hooded Hydra
• 1x Nylea, God of the Hunt
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 2x Shaman of the Great Hunt
• 4x Sylvan Caryatid

Land (22)

• 2x Forest
• 4x Frontier Bivouac
• 2x Island
• 4x Mana Confluence
• 2x Mountain
• 2x Shivan Reef
• 2x Temple of Abandon
• 2x Wooded Foothills
• 2x Yavimaya Coast

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Sideboard

Instant (4)

• 2x Anticipate
• 2x Trap Essence

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Aqueous Form
• 2x Mirror Mockery
• 2x Ordeal of Thassa

Artifact (1)

• 1x Bow of Nylea

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker

Creature (4)

• 1x Abzan Beastmaster
• 2x Horizon Chimera
• 1x Surrak Dragonclaw

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Maybeboard

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Descent of the Dragons
• 1x Sunbringer's Touch

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Kiora, the Crashing Wave
• 1x Sarkhan Unbroken
• 1x Xenagos, the Reveler

Creature (1)

• 1x Clever Impersonator

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This deck is hilarious. Shout out to my boy Matt Bird for being the inspiration for this deck.

This deck can go from 0-Squid in just under four seconds.

Chasm Skulker + consistent card-draw + a myriad of sacrifice enablers + Purphoros, God of the Forge/Impact Tremors = fewer friends for you. But at least you'll have plenty of squids!!

This deck is not meant to be competitive by any means, but nevertheless kicks some serious City of Ass.

Shout out to Fruit of the First Tree for being this deck's best friend.

FOES OF SQUIDS: Squids don't like Bile Blight.

Squids don't like End Hostilities or Crux of Fate.

Squids don't like removal.

WARNING: Keep this deck out of reach of children.

Squid responsibly.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 2 Mythic Rares 27 - 5 Rares 8 - 5 Uncommons 11 - 3 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.68
Tokens	Copy Clone, Emblem Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker, Morph 2/2 C, Snake 1/1 G, Squid 1/1 U
Folders	MIll Deck, squidaroonie