Gonna Bleed on You

Commander / EDH* Aggro Aristocrats RBW (Mardu) Tokens Vampires

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Creature (38)

• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Bloodghast
• 1x Bloodthirsty Adversary
• 1x Bold Impaler
• 1x Captivating Vampire
• 1x Cemetery Gatekeeper
• 1x Champion of Dusk
• 1x Changeling Outcast
• 1x Cordial Vampire
• 1x Cruel Celebrant
• 1x Drana, Liberator of Malakir
• 1x Duskborne Skymarcher
• 1x Falkenrath Gorger
• 1x Falkenrath Pit Fighter
• 1x Guul Draz Assassin
• 1x Guul Draz Vampire
• 1x Indulgent Aristocrat
• 1x Insolent Neonate
• 1x Knight of the Ebon Legion
• 1x Legion Lieutenant
• 1x Pulse Tracker
• 1x Quag Vampires
• 1x Sanctum Seeker
• 1x Shadow Alley Denizen
• 1x Skymarcher Aspirant
• 1x Stromkirk Captain
• 1x Stromkirk Noble
• 1x Unholy Officiant
• 1x Universal Automaton
• 1x Vampire Cutthroat
• 1x Vampire Lacerator
• 1x Vampire of the Dire Moon
• 1x Vampire Socialite
• 1x Vermin Gorger
• 1x Vicious Conquistador
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Voldaren Stinger
• 1x Welcoming Vampire

Land (32)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Badlands
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Plains
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Silent Clearing
• 1x Spectator Seating
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 1x Sunbaked Canyon
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of Champions

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Impact Tremors
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Rally the Ranks
• 1x Reconnaissance
• 1x Shared Animosity

Commander (1)

Instant (11)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Fire Covenant
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Plumb the Forbidden
• 1x Stinging Study
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Wear / Tear

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Armageddon
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Pact of the Serpent
• 1x Ravages of War
• 1x Reforge the Soul
• 1x Wheel of Fortune
• 1x Wheel of Misfortune

Artifact (5)

• 1x Bolas's Citadel
• 1x Idol of Oblivion
• 1x Jeweled Lotus
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Winter Orb

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... and make you worthless.

Hyper-aggro vampire tribal. Edgar Markov's eminence ability + 24 1MV vampires + vampire lords = dead opponents.

To win with this deck, you need to focus opponents 1-by-1. The speed and damage output of this deck almost always means you're playing archenemy. In combination with 40 starting life per player, this makes aggro very much an uphill battle in EDH. Your threat assessment should be at a player level as you choose who to focus.

As your primary win condition is vampires dealing 40 damage to each opponent, the few removal slots in this deck are for highly problematic creatures/permanents that prevent you from killing your biggest threat. Don't use those spells to police the table; you should be archenemy anyway.

When opponents have blockers or other effects stopping you from pulling off a combat damage win, the secondary win conditions are here to help: - Aristocrats effects draining remaining life. - Impact Tremors deals 2 damage to each opponent for each vampire spell cast.

In my opinion, this deck has recently gotten way too many good card draw options to refill your hand. Since you're usually dumping it immediately, boardwipes are the biggest threat to the deck, but recovery has become significantly easier. Always tutor for card draw.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 50 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.07
Tokens	City's Blessing, Eldrazi 10/10 C, Vampire 1/1 B