Ryan Scullin, Planeswalker descended from his kingdom amongst the Grand Prix Champion's Mountain, he turned to Urza next to him and looked down upon the plane beneath him. What he saw saddened the rogue planeswalker, a standard format which has been warped by shitty combo decks like Jeskai Combo and mono green devotion.
He decided that to achieve victory, he only need 4 copies of Butcher of the Horde to rain hell fire upon the combo players. He would out attrition them with super secret sideboard tech and badass creatures. As he began to playtest, he was defeated again and again. He fell to each and every lowly combo deck in the world. It was inevitable, then, that Ryan must become stronger...So he locked himself in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber from Dragonball Z, and did not emerge from his intense training for 69 years.
When he did leave from his training grounds, he tested his mettle against the mighty planeswalker Marit Lage, she was decimated by his Turn 1 Scry Land, following game 2...Ryan collected her tears, he absorbed them into the card Valley Dasher and infused it with great power. No player could match the mettle of the hardened Ryan Scullin. Then the day came, that no one could defeat him, the Planeswalker looked upon his work with satisfaction...Blessed perfection had been achieved, it was time to take the deck to the next level. Friday Night Magic. The Khan Sidisi, Brood Tyrant sensed whispers of the doom that Ryan Scullin, Planeswalker would soon wreak upon the plane of Tarkir (or rather the local FNM meta).
Sidisi went to her great lord Yawgmoth, father of machines. Yawgmoth appeared to Ryan Scullin, Planeswalker, promising him great riches to play the Jeskai Ascendancy Combo. But Ryan Scullin refused, and he showed up to the Friday Night Magic with this deck.
"Only the weak imprison themselves behind walls. We live free under the wind, and our freedom makes us strong" -Zurgo, Khan of the Mardu
