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GLaDOS: Thinking With Portals

Frontier* Competitive Four Color Infinite Combo



For Science. You monster.

It's been a long time. How have you been?

I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.

I think we can put our differences behind us. I forgive you, and accept your apology even if you have not said anything. You are rather quiet.

Nevertheless, I have a peace offering. I hope murderers like cats. Everyone does. And now, with Science, you'll never run out.

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You are used to my tests by now. You will need to place your portals to begin your loop.

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Within the Frontier test-book I have graciously given you, there are two pages that will begin the sequence. Saheeli Rai acts as your gateway portal, and Felidar Guardian is your enabler. You make a cat, Saheeli makes a clone of it, which then replicates Saheeli Rai allowing us to reuse that ability ad infinitum.

There is a small problem though. At the end of the turn, you murder all the cats. I felt you would be used to that though, seeing as how you murdered me and left me to rot.

The Enrichment Center reminds you that Weighted Companion Cubes are available to help you over the course of each test. It is also worth noting that the Weighted Companion Cubes do not speak. In the event that one does speak, The Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.enter image description here

Companion 1: Nissa, Steward of Elements- A most useful companion that Aperture Science has created. This will help you sift through your book, and filter the pages you want to focus on - like Saheeli Rai or Felidar Guardian from those that you do not.

Companion 2: Nahiri, the Harbinger- Another companion that assists in filtering. It is worth noting that Aperture Science came to the conclusion that the ability to think on your own is well outside of your capability, and so we have added these crutches to lean on.

Companion 3: Satyr Wayfinder- Aides in filtering the book, along with providing an early means of defense.

Companion 4: Reflector Mage- Primarily a front line in defense and control, when faced with an opposing test subject.

Companion 5: Jace, Vryn's Prodigy - A vital tool in filtering, and repeated use of previous pages. Once you've filtered through a certain amount of pages, this Companion Cube must be escorted to the Emergency Intelligence Incinerator so that you may use its optional form, Jace, Telepath Unbound  Flip .

Companion 6: Nissa, Vital Force- Necessary when combined with Satyr Wayfinder. Both companions help filter and repeat pages that may have been lost accidentally. Or on purpose.

Companion 7: Renegade Rallier- Useful for returning pages that were either lost or incinerated, by your hand or by another test subject.

You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.

Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate page for this testing sequence is currently unavailable.

You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't use Frontier books like this.

But you can make up for it by liking this. +1enter image description here


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D1beast says... #1

You can use Lightning Bolt over Lightning Strike because its obviously better

June 20, 2017 10:26 a.m.

n0bunga says... #2


Totally bro. If it were Frontier legal.

June 20, 2017 10:33 a.m.

D1beast says... #3

whoops, didn't think of that....

June 21, 2017 4:05 a.m.

ChaosJester says... #4

haha shit at this very moment I thought "damn it would be cool to create a Portal-Theme based deck". And then what I have found? :D +1 bro!

June 21, 2017 4:09 p.m.

n0bunga says... #5

Hahah appreciate it bro!

June 21, 2017 7:28 p.m.

cmsrDPM says... #6

Would Magma Jet or Magma Spray be useful here?

June 23, 2017 12:02 p.m.

n0bunga says... #7

cmsrDPM well Magma Jet wouldn't be legal in frontier sadly, and I'd dig Magma Spray but it would probably be a sideboard entry if anything, and for the extra 2 I can Radiant Flames for 3 and pretty much board wipe. Thank you for the suggestions!

June 23, 2017 12:04 p.m.

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This deck is not Frontier legal.

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Illegal cards Nissa, Steward of Elements, By Force, Gideon of the Trials
Cards 60
Avg. CMC 3.21
Tokens Jace
Folders Frontier, Cool Decks, Faves, Frontier, Flicker, Humor
Top rank #7 on 2017-06-22
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