It's time to PUMP UP YOUR GAME.

Everyone here is popping +1/+1 counters like steroids, so make sure to bring your dice.

Sadly, muscles aren't that useful unless you protect them by giving them all Hexproof (Asceticism), or making them indestructible (Inspiring Call). Plus, your bro Selfless Squire will be there to help you, too.

And why even have muscles if you don't USE THEM! Triumph of the Hordes and Overwhelming Stampede (or less so Engineered Might or Titanic Growth) help finish off the nerds with one good hit when played right.

In addition to the massive muscles your gonna need a gang of underlings to help support your guys, so Animation Module, Lurking Predators, and Aid from the Cowl help get more guys out faster (Plus Army of the Damned is good for a late game play too).

Fear those other weak players will try to pull a fast one on you? Just clear their board with removal like Tragic Slip, Anguished Unmaking (No Pain, No Gain Bro!), or Merciless Eviction. Sudden Spoiling can also help end a stack quickly while also making them all weak as paper.

Do you want to really mess up their day bro? Take their stuff! My friend Gonti can break into anyone's library, we could stright up take it right out of their hands (Psychic Intrusion), or we could dig through their garbage (Hedonist's Trove)!

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Date added 6 years
Last updated 3 years
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

8 - 0 Mythic Rares

38 - 0 Rares

12 - 0 Uncommons

18 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.71
Tokens Emblem Garruk, Caller of Beasts, Experience Token, Worm 1/1 BG
Folders 4. Scratch Pad
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