Get Shrek'd

Commander / EDH Mono-Red

Petronio39

Artifact (25)

• 1x Akroma's Memorial
• 1x Angel's Trumpet
• 1x Argentum Armor
• 1x Armillary Sphere
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Dolmen Gate
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Gauntlet of Power
• 1x Hammer of Purphoros
• 1x Kormus Bell
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Magnetic Web
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mask of Memory
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mishra's Helix
• 1x Otherworld Atlas
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Slagwurm Armor
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Staff of Nin
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Temple Bell
• 1x Thran Dynamo

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Mizzium Mortars

Instant (1)

• 1x Incite War

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Karn, Scion of Urza

Creature (19)

• 1x Archetype of Aggression
• 1x Cyclops Gladiator
• 1x Firewing Phoenix
• 1x Flamekin Brawler
• 1x Flamewake Phoenix
• 1x Fumiko the Lowblood
• 1x Goblin Battle Jester
• 1x Goblin Diplomats
• 1x Goblin Spymaster
• 1x Grinning Ignus
• 1x Hissing Iguanar
• 1x Hunted Dragon
• 1x Lord of Shatterskull Pass
• 1x Magma Phoenix
• 1x Mindclaw Shaman
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 1x Rage Nimbus
• 1x Rage Thrower
• 1x Tyrant of Discord

Land (35)

• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Forgotten Cave
• 1x Madblind Mountain
• 28x Mountain
• 1x Shinka, the Bloodsoaked Keep
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Commander (1)

Enchantment (16)

• 1x Blood Moon
• 1x Chaosphere
• 1x Curse of the Nightly Hunt
• 1x Grand Melee
• 1x Leyline of Punishment
• 1x Mass Hysteria
• 1x Onslaught
• 1x Rage Reflection
• 1x Rite of the Raging Storm
• 1x Stand or Fall
• 1x Stranglehold
• 1x Sulfuric Vortex
• 1x Trove of Temptation
• 1x War Cadence
• 1x War's Toll
• 1x Warstorm Surge

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This deck is a huge, unapologetic, expensive, meme. This won't come across on the deck list, but the deck is double sleeved and double CARDED! Every single card in the deck is in a clear dragonshield sleeve, backed with an m12 goblin fireslinger, and has a penny sleeve OVER the dragon shield sleeve for maximum IQ.

Urborg Tomb of Yawgmoth also makes an appearance in the deck, and is here purely so I can say, "This is mah' swamp," as loudly and obnoxiously as possible. Kormus Bell is also in the deck because it's funny.

The deck really shines at combat. Your opponents will be scrambling to find ways to keep their things alive, and making deals, and no one will want to swing at you. When this deck kicks off, the board turns into a war zone, with chaos reigning supreme. In a way, it almost turns into a control deck, but with combat instead of counter spells.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.37
Tokens	Construct 0/0 C, Enchantment Golem 3/3 C, Goblin 1/1 R for Goblin Spymaster, Knight 2/2 W w/ First Strike, Lightning Rager, Ogre 3/3 R, Treasure