I can't believe it's turn one!

Casual

Deathbend

Creature (13)

• 4x Blightsteel Colossus
• 3x Elvish Spirit Guide
• 2x Emrakul, the Promised End
• 1x Metalworker
• 3x Viral Drake

Sorcery (3)

• 3x Donate

Planeswalker (4)

• 4x Karn Liberated

Instant (9)

• 3x Pact of Negation
• 3x Slaughter Pact
• 3x Summoner's Pact

Artifact (6)

• 3x Crucible of Worlds
• 3x Zuran Orb

Land (22)

• 9x Forest
• 9x Island
• 4x Sea Gate Wreckage

Enchantment (3)

• 3x Fastbond

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Sideboard

Creature (7)

• 2x Kozilek, the Great Distortion
• 2x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 3x Wurmcoil Engine

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Helix Pinnacle

Artifact (4)

• 4x Pithing Needle

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Turn one 11 infect. "That sounds OP and really convoluted!" You may say but it's simple as having 13 cards perfectly line up!

Turn one hand Show

To win turn one you need these exact cards Zuran Orb Crucible of Worlds Fastbond Forest and last but not least, 3 copies of card:Seagate wreckage.

Great, now that you know what to draw you may ask, how do I win? these cards seem stupid and I am unlikely to draw them all! Well I'll tell you how to win, but shut up about probability. It's harshin my vibe man.

How to win Show

Easy! T1: forest, tap for fastbond, then cast Zuran orbStill T1: cast 3 sea gate wreckage. Sac the forest to Zuran orb, then cast it again. Recur infinitely. Get infinite green mana and life. Next, do the same with wreckage at sea gate. Activate sea gate and draw an island. Sac Seagate to the orb and recast.I can't believe it's still T1 cast the island and go for infinite blue mana and more infinite life. Now, activate Seagate and draw blightsteel colussus. Cast him. Activate Seagate and draw donate. Give your opponent the Colossus. NOTE: DONATE IS OPTIONAL BUT IT WILL MAKE YOUR OPPONENT'S REACTION MUCH FUNNIER. Now activate Seagate and draw and cast Karn. Then Draw and cast Viral Drake. Then activate karns Minus 3 to exilethe blightsteel. Then draw and cast another karn. Choose to send the first Karn to the yard. Then proliferate infinitely on Karn two. Finally activate Karn 2's minus 14 to restart the gameNew game T1: attack with blightsteel for fatal.

This concludes the deck. Shower me with praise and choke on your hate.But if all that seemed to complicated there is a solution. Switch out the colussus for helix tower. Start the same, forest fastbond Zuran orb, other lands and then crucible. Cast helix tower put 73298376594202542 EXACT helix counters on it. Pass, and next turn you win! That one is turn t2 but whatever. Please plus one showering me with praise in comment section is mandatory.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 7 Mythic Rares 20 - 8 Rares 9 - 0 Uncommons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.87
Tokens	Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink