Feed Them Fruit Until They Puke (Modern MTG Deck)

Feed Them Fruit Until They Puke

Modern Combo Forcefeed Theme/Gimmick TurboFog

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Instant (10)

Sorcery (14)

Enchantment (5)

Artifact (6)

Creature (3)

3x Snapcaster Mage

Land (22)

Sideboard

Instant (14)

Artifact (1)

1x Elixir of Immortality

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Two apples a day is even better. Three? Now you're talking. You're better off the more apples you eat in a day, right? So if I fed you 10 apples right now, it would be a good thing? What about 100 apples? 1,000,000 apples? Would you be healthy then? No! You would be dead. That's what this deck is about. Giving your opponent so many cards, it kills them. It's an extremely fun way to win, and it's an extremely funny deck when it runs right.

This is basically your typical TurboFog deck, except you can "just win" if the correct cards are assembled. If you can get Mindslaver onto the battlefield and then sacrifice it with Forced Fruition in play, you get to forcefeed your opponent their entire deck. This hilarious win condition can happen surprisingly quickly. Turn six isn't an impressive win speed in Modern, but it is if you're playing TurboFog and it's by the draw from an empty library clause. You can still win through the boring Elixir of Immortality way, but that serves as the plan B here, like when you're forced to use Mindslaver as a Fog. You can also play mind games with your opponent by throwing Forced Fruition out there early, but this is dangerous and should only be done if you know your opponent doesn't have any way of getting around Fog.

If you like the idea, please give the deck an upvote. If you have a suggestion, please comment. I'm unsure if the tutors are necessary, and the sideboard is admittedly pretty weird.

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Elixir in the main, sideboard is almost okay now — June 25, 2016

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Lost a game because I had to use Mindslaver as a Fog and had fewer cards in my library than my opponent. Basically I couldn't win. One Elixir of Immortality should be good enough to prevent that from happening again. Also, the sideboard. Not quite as terrible as it was, but I know it isn't anywhere near where it should be.

Clearing comments — Aug. 21, 2015

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Howling Mine, Polluted Delta — March 15, 2015

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Black! — Feb. 21, 2015

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Snapcaster Mage and Time Stretch — Feb. 5, 2015

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Frost Breath — Jan. 23, 2015

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Sideboard — Dec. 20, 2014

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Hedron Crab and Misty Rainforest — Dec. 7, 2014

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Academy Ruins — Dec. 4, 2014

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Cyclonic Rift and Sideboard — Nov. 30, 2014

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Serum Visions — Nov. 27, 2014

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Top Ranked	Achieved #73 position overall 9 years ago
Date added	9 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 44 - 2 Rares 3 - 5 Uncommons 12 - 8 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.13
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Bird 2/2 U
Folders	Inspiration, Saved, Modern, Mill Ramp Combo, Feeding?, Decks I like, ?, Ideas, Combos, Lovely Things
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