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Etali, Storm of Destruction

Commander / EDH*




Completely mean deck that will lose you friends. It is all about getting Etali out, blowing everyone's lands up, and then smashing them in the face with their own stuff.

This is not a nice deck. Only expect to play it once normally when no one knows what this deck does. After that, it will devolve into a game of Archenemy with you as public enemy #1.

The strategy for this deck is simple.

First stage is a 2 part goal of ramping up to 6 mana and giving Etali haste. To that end there are 13 mana rocks/accelerators in this deck and 8 ways to give haste built into the deck.

Second stage is to attack with Etali, preferably while stacking the top of your deck to your benefit. For that we have Crystal Ball, Scroll Rack, and Sensei's Divining Top.

So what's better than Etali attack triggers? Multiple attack triggers in a turn. That is why we have Aggravated Assault, Combat Celebrant, Godo, Bandit Warlord, Scourge of the Throne, Fury of the Horde, and Seize the Day to get us multiple combat phases. Combat Celebrant and Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker result in infinite combat steps.

Now that the Etali is up an running, it is time to stop everyone else from having fun, and by fun I mean lands. This deck is packed with all the land destruction it can fit in it. Etali doesn't care about lands or mana. Just attack and take all the best things from your opponents. You will have all of the fun.

Warning The more fun you are having with this deck, the less fun everyone else is having at the table. This may result in the loss of friends. Use caution when playing this deck.


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This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.

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Illegal cards Helm of the Host
Cards 100
Avg. CMC 4.17
Tokens 3/3 Golem
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Top rank #41 on 2018-05-06
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