Entirely Illegal, But oh so fun

Commander / EDH*

ABSOLUTEMADMAN

Creature (25)

• 1x Assquatch
• 1x B-I-N-G-O
• 1x Bad Ass
• 1x _____
• 1x Bosom Buddy
• 1x Cardpecker
• 1x Cheap Ass
• 1x Cheatyface
• 1x Creature Guy
• 1x Elvish House Party
• 1x Fraction Jackson
• 1x Frazzled Editor
• 1x Goblin Mime
• 1x Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
• 1x Meddling Kids
• 1x Monkey Monkey Monkey
• 1x Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We
• 1x Question Elemental?
• 1x Red-Hot Hottie
• 1x Shoe Tree
• 1x Six-y Beast
• 1x Tainted Monkey
• 1x The Fallen Apart
• 1x Uktabi Kong
• 1x Vile Bile

Instant (14)

• 1x AWOL
• 1x Blast from the Past
• 1x Duh
• 1x Flaccify
• 1x Kill! Destroy!
• 1x Mana Flair
• 1x Number Crunch
• 1x Punctuate
• 1x Saute
• 1x Save Life
• 1x Spell Counter
• 1x Supersize
• 1x When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
• 1x Who / What / When / Where / Why

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Enter the Dungeon
• 1x Face to Face
• 1x Granny's Payback
• 1x Land Aid '04
• 1x Rare-B-Gone
• 1x Touch and Go
• 1x Wet Willie of the Damned

Artifact (3)

• 1x Ashnod's Coupon
• 1x Mana Screw
• 1x Rod of Spanking

Commander (1)

Enchantment (9)

• 1x "Ach! Hans, Run!"
• 1x Bureaucracy
• 1x Censorship
• 1x Farewell to Arms
• 1x Loose Lips
• 1x Ow
• 1x Sorry
• 1x Staying Power
• 1x Wordmail

Land (40)

• 1x City of Ass
• 7x Forest
• 5x Island
• 10x Mountain
• 5x Plains
• 12x Swamp

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Local store got a collection from some guy and it had a ton of Unhinged and Unglued stuff, so i said F&@K it. Also the _ is actually supposed to be Thopter Pie Network, but it is not located in the system.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 28 - 0 Commons
Cards	99
Avg. CMC	3.31
Tokens	1/1 G Token Creature Ape, Goblin 1/1 R