A lesson in TROLLING...

Unglued/Unhinged cards only.

Decks titled, "How to lose your friends" have become quite popular on tappedout, so I've decided to make my own. Playing cards like Richard Garfield, Ph.D. , Letter Bomb , Mox Lotus and Gleemax will surely cause your friends to hate you. If viewing this deck has confused or caused you to forget the rules of the game, I've included a short tutorial video below.



GobboE says... #1

lol! :D You've actually created an unglued/unhinged deck...+1 from me

June 5, 2015 6:36 a.m.


June 5, 2015 12:50 p.m.

Trockenmatt says... #3

What would you suggest getting from Richard Garfield?

June 5, 2015 1:33 p.m.

AdmiralAbzan says... #6


June 5, 2015 9:46 p.m.

InDirectX says... #8

Yeah. His 35x Islands aren't legal. 35x Gemstone Caverns would be the far better pick.

June 6, 2015 8:43 a.m.

Matth33w says... #9

we need more like this +1 XD

June 6, 2015 11:13 a.m.

vault says... #10

Hah. 50th +1. That counts for something. I generally hate joke decks, but this.... this, my good man, is quite the something.

June 8, 2015 4:59 a.m.

I just bought this deck. Playing it will suit my personality perfectly!

June 8, 2015 6:51 p.m.

bayard says... #12

You should get R&D's Secret Lair for the combo with Ashnod's Coupon

June 9, 2015 8:20 a.m.

thegigibeast says... #15

Hey, would you playtest against my deck?

Deez Nuts! Playtest

Commander / EDH* thegigibeast


Can Richard Garfield, Ph.D. beat Frankie Peanuts?

June 11, 2015 9:05 a.m.

AwesomeName says... #16

Make the whole deck foil and then add in Super Secret Tech :D

+1. This looks like soooooooo much fun to play with!

June 15, 2015 3:37 p.m.

abby315 says... #17

Important question: How many Blacker Lotuss and Chaos Confettis do you keep as backups?

Love the deck, +1 ;)

April 27, 2016 12:27 a.m.

Lhurgyof says... #18

Couldn't you play all is your land as moxen and black lotus with him out?

I love the deck, +1.

May 7, 2016 2:56 a.m.

hibuddy1234 says... #19

This is awesome. +1

May 10, 2016 8:48 p.m.

bradanuva says... #20

Love it!!!

May 11, 2016 7:01 p.m.

Feenecks says... #21

This deck is silly and ridiculous. I love it.

May 18, 2016 3:42 a.m.

freakingShane says... #22

Never thought of this idea...and I've thought about how to play a "Lord of the Rings" format! Haha. +1 for this idea. I love it!

May 18, 2016 11:32 a.m.

Alucard2121 says... #23

@Lhurgyof you can do that once per card but not twice as per his own ruling. this deck is AWESOME and I acutally want to spend the money to build it for my edh group.

May 27, 2016 2:30 p.m.

I love how City of Ass is the only card cited as not legal

June 23, 2016 10:33 p.m.

hamiam says... #25

June 23, 2016 11:14 p.m.

lonker says... #26

wow you actually used the video from that game xD

July 7, 2016 6:56 p.m.

lonker says... #28

Wheres Mox Lotus xD

July 7, 2016 6:58 p.m.

hamiam says... #29

It's there lonker ; )

July 7, 2016 9:37 p.m.

lonker says... #30

oh i didnt see

July 9, 2016 1:45 a.m.

TheHamster says... #31

so just wanted to say this inspired me to A. buy this deck (with like 2 card changes) and B. build a Frankie Peanuts EDH and a Timmy, Power Gamer EDH for me and a couple friends to have special three way EDH games at this local Nerd Bar near us that hosts magic events. We even created our own magic shots game for it. it's pretty excellent, so thank you for that :D

July 12, 2016 7:36 a.m.

lonker says... #32

Ok, why is City of Ass banned in edh, but freaking Mox Lotus and other cards are not?

July 13, 2016 4:53 p.m.

aekrusty says... #33

Just came to say it is an honor to be upvoted by you hamiam. Thanks for the compliment on my humble St Traft Azorius Control. Best regards.

August 22, 2016 1:37 a.m.

I really need to build this now. Awesome deck! +1. ; )

September 12, 2016 10:17 p.m.

+1!!! Thanks for making my day.- I needed that laugh ;D

October 22, 2016 3:59 a.m.

n0bunga says... #37

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I love everything about this. This should be the final boss for any EDH event at any GP.

December 12, 2016 12:56 a.m.

Head of R&D at Wizards:

December 24, 2016 4:52 p.m.

RazortoothMtg says... #41

I like how T/O only says City of Ass is illegal, but the rest is legal.

June 19, 2017 9:36 a.m.

Calyptic says... #44

Good deck. But Unglued/Unhinged isn't legal. Fortunately, at times, friends tend to look past that.

August 4, 2017 1:53 p.m.

bustami1997 says... #45

So I basically made this same deck without knowing about this one until it popped up in the similar decks tab.
And yes, I do plan on trolling people with it.

August 19, 2017 3:05 p.m.

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This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.

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Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.32
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