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Yo wuz up its ya boi Zakass, this deck is an absolute party that no one is ever gonna leave. All parties are gonna have those party poopers lookin to shut you down but no need to worry, at the end of the day they will be one with the party.

To get the party started we first need to spread the word. You know what I mean? Well of course you do. We need to send out some invitations. I found some good ones when I was browsing through my local TCG store. Satyr Wayfinder, Nyx Weaver, Splinterfright, Stinkweed Imp, Buried Alive, Grave Strength , Mulch, Tracker's Instincts, Crawling Sensation , Grisly Salvage, See the Unwritten, Altar of Dementia, and Drown in Filth. These are definitely gonna get the word out.

Now we all have those friends that just sit around lookin stupid. Well get them involved with some incentives. Bog Witch , and my main man Llanowar Mentor (He prefers Pimp Pablo) can really get those awkward bags of boring into it.

Now a party aint a party unless we get the the party animals up in here. Some my homies are Armada Wurm, Caller of the Pack , Kessig Cagebreakers, Reaper from the Abyss, Scion of Darkness , Scuttling Doom Engine, Iname as One , Trostani's Summoner, and my main n***a's Ulamog's Crusher, and Pathrazer of Ulamog. If these guys don't get the Azorius called up in yo crib then I don't know what will.

"Hol up Hol up Hol up. How can I have a pimpin party if erreone's dead?" So I called up mah homies Teneb, the Harvester Tenny B. fo shote,Reya Dawnbringer, and Treasury Thrull . These guys are the life of the party. I also searched up ways to resurrect friends and hea's what I found. Breath of Life, Exhume , Profane Command, Reanimate, Animate Dead, and a few otha's dat I am just too lazy to list.

Sometimes a n**ga need a break so I brought in Doomgape , Abhorrent Overlord, and Champion of Stray Souls to cycle them in and out. I almost forgot that Altar of Dementia is also real good fo puttin homies to bed.

Er party needs bouncers so I hired Void Winnower, Archfiend of Depravity, and Archetype of Endurance to avoid any untimely interruptions know wut im sayin? I also took the liberty of getting Dictate of Erebosup in here.

I figured that the party might start to die down if it goes on for too long. Which is exactly why I got mah home boi Inverter of Truth on speed dial.

Of course there are some peeps even I don't want showin up. Which is why i bought these. Putrefy, and Anguished Unmaking which has bit of kick to it so watch out.

Now im not very good at backup plans so if you got any recommendations that would be pimpin. (I am referring to side boards just in case you a stupid fool)

Now deez tips for betta party betta uv helped or ima go rakdos ape sh*t up in hea. -Signed by yours truly Pimp boi Zakass.

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Date added 7 years
Last updated 7 years
Exclude colors UR
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

9 - 0 Mythic Rares

19 - 2 Rares

30 - 2 Uncommons

20 - 1 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 4.35
Tokens Centaur 3/3 G, Copy Clone, Harpy 1/1 B, Insect 1/1 G, Knight 2/2 W w/ Vigilance, Llanowar Elves 1/1 G, Rhino 4/4 G, Saproling 1/1 G, Wolf 2/2 G, Wurm 5/5 G w/ Trample
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