Have lots of money, access to power, or got really lucky in the 90's? Is winning with Painter's Servant or Tendrils of Agony boring you? Why win the way the same way all the nobles do? (I mean, they're really just plebeians masquerading as nobles anyways, right?) With your power and affluence, you should be able to win on your terms and in style.
It has everything you need to not only beat your opponent, but humiliate them. 20 Damage? Too easy. You not only beat them, but you beat them with five-colors. You beat them with a jank 5-drop. You beat them because you are better than them.
Runeclaw Bear moved to the sideboard.
-1 Crazed Goblin from the sideboard as I wasn't siding him in as often as I would like.
runeclaw bears what are you too broke for grizzly bears? the true gentlemans ursine of choice
@risingpulse - Dang, usually I'm the one pointing out people's your/you're/yore. Thanks!
@lurgrodal - Werebear was another consideration though I admit I have not yet earned putting either in this deck as of yet.
You know you need every land and two moxen to activate right
@truble - You could do that. Or you could just generate infinite mana of any color with Auriok Salvagers and Black Lotus.