The name of your deck is flippin weird. Take your +1 for making go "What the..." Oh, and I do plan on actually taking a look at your deck and giving my 2 cents, soon.

Mortlocke Thank you I'll take the +1. Better yet I'll take any advice I can get.

A few suggestions, Hot Soup and Lure are great in this deck. Also Trample and Deathtouch go hand in hand because you only need to apply one point of damage and the rest goes (one point of damage is lethal). Thunderfoot Baloth is a great card not too budgety but worth the 2 dollars. Fireshrieker makes Virtus hit twice as nice. Like other people mentioned, the name (of the deck) grabs your attention and then you get the joke. Hope I helped.

criscofieldsforever yeah trample would be a great addition. I've thought about adding double strike cards to get that first strike and extra damage. Hot soup definitely fits the theme should I replace it with something or do I have too much. I'm just unsure for what needs removed.

My thoughts on removing cards is pile them in their uses, card advantage, ramp, utility and cut too much redundancy. I'd suggest cards to cut being Black Vise, Paralyze and the Wellsprings because they aren't too great. You do need some other ramp and card advantage as well. Sign in Blood and Cultivate are all-stars in this format. Harmonize too. If your play group has heavy lands that need to be removed keep in the Sinkhole but if not it is a dead card in hand. Also targeted removal of problem artifacts or enchantments may help the deck. Windgrace's Judgment in your colors is great. I'd suggest cutting some of the one drop 1/1s because you have a bunch. A lot of deck building comes from your meta (who you play) so design decks to hose your "friends".

criscofieldsforever thank you this helps out alot. I'll go over my 1/1s and remove them and remove the paralyze and black vise. (I really only had them in there because I had the cards and they're annoying.)yeah alot of times I find myself playing people ramp up lands like crazy so I should incorporate more of that. My friends Typically use decks like tribal such as goblins or dinosaurs, and or extra turn decks with Narset, Enlighted Master and flicker with Brago, King Eternal.