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Wife wants to play at Gatecrash Games Day. She doesn't like my decks, they're "too mean and complicated".
I'll make that bitch a Simic deck. Bitches love Simic decks.
I let her test it against me for a half-dozen games, no sideboarding. She gets very frustrated with not having enough mana at any point in the game. I've trimmed a few things and added 4x Arbor Elf. Now she can play turn 3 Deadbridge Goliath and Thragtusk.