Hey there J I M M Y have you ever looked at that massive board of super expensive creatures your friends have at EDH night and gone, "Man I wish I had those creatures?" No? Well tough f#cking luck! Thanks to the new deck, Dead Finger Discount (Or D.F.D for short) you can make all those creatures yours for a simple 4 mana! (And on a relatively low budget.)

While many blue/black decks are happy with a simple "counter-reanimate" D.F.D says f#ck that! I'll steal your spell (mana drain) the mana from that spell, take the creature (everything in the deck) and then do it again! (memory plunder and oracle of dust) Cause I'm going to P I S S on your corpse! HA HA HA HA-

D.F.D is not responsible for the following:-Crying-Screaming-Loss of bowel functions-Explosive friend loss-Friends exploding at their loss-Sudden Spike syndrome-Rapid dancing-Bathing in children's tears-Creating a rift in your friendships so large they gather up, fry you like bad seafood, bury you at sea then pledge to never speak of it again until you inevitably rise up as an evil spirit and destroy them-Diarrhea

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Date added 6 years
Last updated 6 years
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

7 - 0 Mythic Rares

32 - 0 Rares

20 - 0 Uncommons

14 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.68
Tokens Bird 2/2 U, Boar 2/2 G, Copy Clone, Emblem Jace, Unraveler of Secrets, Spirit 1/1 W, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie Wizard 1/1 UB
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