Daretti's Friend Patrol 3.0

Commander / EDH* Artifact Combo Dragons Midrange Mono-Red

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Instant (3)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Magmaquake
• 1x Shrapnel Blast

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Bonfire of the Damned
• 1x Decree of Annihilation
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Roast
• 1x Scrap Mastery
• 1x Tormenting Voice

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Outpost Siege

Artifact (19)

• 1x Altar of Dementia
• 1x Altar of the Brood
• 1x Arena of the Ancients
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Chromatic Star
• 1x Fire Diamond
• 1x Ichor Wellspring
• 1x Jester's Cap
• 1x Library of Leng
• 1x Liquimetal Coating
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mindslaver
• 1x Mirrorworks
• 1x Mycosynth Lattice
• 1x Pristine Talisman
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spine of Ish Sah
• 1x Trading Post
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker
• 1x Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded

Creature (26)

• 1x Balefire Dragon
• 1x Bosh, Iron Golem
• 1x Feldon of the Third Path
• 1x Goblin Welder
• 1x Hangarback Walker
• 1x Heap Doll
• 1x Hellkite Igniter
• 1x Hellkite Tyrant
• 1x Hoard-Smelter Dragon
• 1x Hoarding Dragon
• 1x Junk Diver
• 1x Kuldotha Forgemaster
• 1x Magus of the Arena
• 1x Myr Battlesphere
• 1x Palladium Myr
• 1x Pentavus
• 1x Phyrexian Soulgorger
• 1x Rummaging Goblin
• 1x Shimmer Myr
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Steel Hellkite
• 1x Stormbreath Dragon
• 1x Tyrant's Familiar
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Utvara Hellkite
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine

Land (40)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Flamekin Village
• 1x Ghitu Encampment
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Great Furnace
• 1x Homeward Path
• 30x Mountain
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Commander (1)

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Welcome to the 1st Precint of the Daretti Friend Patrol, officer!

The idea of this bundle of cardstock is to make sure that we have fun... And that our "friends" do not. We have a couple ways of ruining our companions day...

...Like Mindslaver! (ooh, a hyperlinked card, now this is getting interesting!) This beauty from Mirrodin block is now residing on our opponent. Forever. With mana:4 and Daretti's Emblem on the battlefield, we can infinitely control our opponent's turns. However, this combo isn't our only win condition...

Mindslaver Hate

Hellkite Tyrant + Mycosynth Lattice (one of the five cards I have yet to acquire for the deck) will let me steal somebody's entire board. here is one very nice card to steal:

Spectacular Angel Shenanigans

Iona and friends! Anyway, you can imagine some ideal steals. Of course, much of the time you'll be winning the game next turn anyway, so hell, take whatever the hell you want. As in all of it. Another trusty "combo"... er, no, more of a synergy, I guess, is Kuldotha Forgemaster + Wurmcoil Engine + any other artifact + Daretti Emblem for a wriggly, squirmy, muddy, worm army. Any eight year old boy's dream, right? Not our opponents, I'll wager. One of our final ways to win is with dragons. A lot of dragons. Steel Hellkite, Utvara Hellkite, Balefire Dragon, or Hellkite Igniter (that's a lot of hellkite!) can all eat our opponent fairly quickly. And that's without a topdecked Bonfire of the Damned for 17! (Oh Caged Sun, how I lovest thou!)

The other raw utility cards in the deck like Mirrorworks, Shimmer Myr, Jester's Cap, or the planeswalkers are all in there for pure value. The lands are pretty self explanatory, I think, but if not, here goes:

Reliquary Tower for the draw, go scenario.

Great Furnace as another mountain with extra value.

Temple of the False God for extra mana.

Flamekin Village for haste (Budget Hall of the Bandit Lord?).

Wooded Foothills for deck thinning. One life to pay is not a huge price to pay when it is such a small bit of your life total!

Arcane Lighthouse for the pesky Sigarda, Host of Herons out there.

Ghitu Encampment for early aggression.

Homeward Path good against Zedruu or Bribery decks.

Ghost Quarter until I get a Tectonic Edge or Maze of Ith.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Key combos	Hellkite Tyrant + Mycosynth Lattice Kuldotha Forgemaster + Wurmcoil Engine
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	99
Avg. CMC	4.10
Tokens	Copy Clone, Dragon 6/6 R, Emblem Daretti, Scrap Savant, Emblem Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker, Goat 0/1 W, Myr 1/1 C, Pentavite 1/1 C, Thopter 1/1 C, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink