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Commander / EDH* Artifact Combo Land Destruction Multiplayer Stax WUB (Esper)

Camel-Senpai

Land (33)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 4x Island
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 5x Plains
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scrubland
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Tolaria West
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Volrath's Stronghold
• 1x Watery Grave

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Beseech the Queen
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Distant Memories
• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x Wrath of God

Creature (21)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Arcum Dagsson
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Fatestitcher
• 1x Hanna, Ship's Navigator
• 1x Hokori, Dust Drinker
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur
• 1x Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Sentinel
• 1x Sharuum the Hegemon
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Steel Hellkite
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Guilty Conscience
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Leyline of Anticipation
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Omniscience
• 1x Phyrexian Arena

Instant (6)

• 1x Clutch of the Undercity
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Hurkyl's Recall
• 1x Lim-Dul's Vault
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Commander (1)

Artifact (18)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Blade of Selves
• 1x Caltrops
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Darksteel Forge
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Isochron Scepter
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mycosynth Lattice
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Null Rod
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Smokestack
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Umbral Mantle
• 1x Unwinding Clock

Planeswalker (5)

• 1x Karn Liberated
• 1x Karn, the Great Creator
• 1x Liliana of the Veil
• 1x Narset Transcendent
• 1x Tezzeret the Seeker

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Sideboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Storm Crow

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Maybeboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Void Winnower

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The most money you'll ever spend on not having a solid win con

You go to Friday Night Magic. You sign up for EDH and think to yourself that you hate win cons. You think about playing your Sydri deck, but then you decide against it because no one will want to play with you again. You play your Atarka deck instead, because you felt like having fun. Someone shut you down with an Island of Wak-Wak that they had out on turn 1. Everyone focused you. You go into the next game not caring about fun any more. You want to blow up lands. You want to keep people from attacking. You want to one-shot one person on turn 6. You want to tryhard while not trying hard. You pull out your Sydri deck.

You run over a tenth of your deck as tutors because you are tryhard. You search out Mycosynth Lattice first because you are tryhard. You blow up everyone else's lands because you can turn them into 0/0 land creatures for 1 mana because you are tryhard. You do this every turn until you have Caltrops out, which you will use to stop anyone from attacking you by leaving 3 mana out because you are tryhard. You play Arcum Dagsson and untap him with Fatestitcher to destroy anything that isn't a land because you are tryhard. You repeat this until the enemies have no more noncreature artifacts in their deck. You have Aven Mindcensor out because you want to avoid the enemy getting a decent card on the board. You play Nevinyrral's Disk and get either Darksteel Forge or Avacyn, Angel of Hope on the next turn, and proceed to wipe the board every time your turn comes around because you are tryhard.

You get five mana. You feel like gaining 40 life. You feel like killing someone off immediately. You want to do this efficiently. You play Stuffy Doll and Guilty Conscience and choose whoever you think is going to have the most fun. You try to do damage to that player by blocking with Stuffy Doll after he has left, but the judge rules against it.

You want to boardwipe. Your opponents' creatures are all hexproof, indestructible, shrouded, and have protection from all color. You do not worry because you have a solution. You play Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite and attach Blade of Selves to this beautiful, pure maiden that invokes so much lust in me. Once this image of literal perfection swings, all of your opponents' creatures will temporarily have -6/-6, are are subsequently sent to the graveyard.

You have not won the game. It is 87 minutes in and you have forced two players to concede because they have had no creatures, no lands, and no permanents on the field for an hour. there is one player left that has not conceded yet. You finally bring yourself to attack because you are tired of this game.

You have won the game.

Suggestions are welcome. Some edit I made to it in the days between 11/9/16 and 11/19/16 made it so the CMC is no longer 4.20 and I am sad because of it.

One of the more interesting interactions in this deck is Blade of Selves + Solemn Simulacrum . If you're swinging the main sad robot against somebody without a viable blocker, you're getting two free lands every turn and your opponents are much more likely to let the clones deal two damage to them instead of letting you draw a card for when they kill a robot.

Top Ranked	Achieved #21 position overall 7 years ago
Date added	7 years
Last updated	4 years
Key combos	Blade of Selves + Solemn Simulacrum
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	26 - 0 Mythic Rares 42 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 1 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.94
Tokens	Copy Clone, Emblem Narset Transcendent, Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	EDH decks, Too op, Interested, memes for dreams, Way too expensive decks, ye