Cult of the HOCA Cheese

Commander / EDH Lifegain WB (Orzhov)

KingJellyfish

Creature (30)

• 1x Agent of Masks
• 1x Ajani's Pridemate
• 1x Archangel of Thune
• 1x Auriok Champion
• 1x Bastion Protector
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Bloodgift Demon
• 1x Deathgreeter
• 1x Divinity of Pride
• 1x Drana's Emissary
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Kingpin's Pet
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Nyx-Fleece Ram
• 1x Patron of the Kitsune
• 1x Pontiff of Blight
• 1x Rhox Faithmender
• 1x Rune-Tail, Kitsune Ascendant  ^Flip
• 1x Serra Ascendant
• 1x Shattered Angel
• 1x Soul Warden
• 1x Soulmender
• 1x Soul's Attendant
• 1x Sunscorch Regent
• 1x Suture Priest
• 1x Tithe Drinker
• 1x Vizkopa Guildmage
• 1x Wall of Reverence

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Debt to the Deathless
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Vindicate

Land (36)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Fetid Heath
• 1x Glimmerpost
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Kabira Crossroads
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 10x Plains
• 1x Radiant Fountain
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Seraph Sanctuary
• 9x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of the Archangel

Artifact (10)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Chalice of Life  ^Flip
• 1x Loxodon Warhammer
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Pristine Talisman
• 1x Profane Memento
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Sorin Markov

Commander (1)

Enchantment (14)

• 1x Ajani's Mantra
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Greed
• 1x Palace Siege
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Polluted Bonds
• 1x Righteous Cause
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Spirit Mantle
• 1x Sunbond
• 1x True Conviction
• 1x Unquestioned Authority

Instant (5)

• 1x Mortify
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Utter End

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Sideboard

Creature (36)

• 1x Ashen Rider
• 1x Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim
• 1x Bastion Protector
• 1x Blood Baron of Vizkopa
• 1x Bloodbond Vampire
• 1x Cliffhaven Vampire
• 1x Defiant Bloodlord
• 1x Disciple of Bolas
• 1x Erebos, God of the Dead
• 1x Ghost Council of Orzhova
• 1x High Priest of Penance
• 1x Kingpin's Pet
• 1x Kokusho, the Evening Star
• 1x Lone Rider  ^Flip
• 1x Obzedat, Ghost Council
• 1x Orzhov Advokist
• 1x Pious Evangel  ^Flip
• 1x Ranger of Eos
• 1x Resplendent Mentor
• 1x Rhox Faithmender
• 1x Sangromancer
• 1x Serene Steward
• 1x Serra Avatar
• 1x Shattered Angel
• 1x Soulmender
• 1x Souls of the Faultless
• 1x Spirit en-Dal
• 1x Syndic of Tithes
• 1x Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts
• 1x Teysa, Orzhov Scion
• 1x Thrull Parasite
• 1x Treasury Thrull
• 1x Tymna the Weaver
• 1x Vampire Nighthawk
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Enchantment (19)

• 1x Angelic Accord
• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Bloodchief Ascension
• 1x Contemplation
• 1x Faith's Fetters
• 1x Felidar Umbra
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Gift of Orzhova
• 1x Indestructibility
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Moonlit Wake
• 1x Polluted Bonds
• 1x Retreat to Hagra
• 1x Retribution of the Ancients
• 1x Shielded by Faith
• 1x Subversion
• 1x Trespasser's Curse
• 1x Unquestioned Authority

Instant (8)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Beacon of Immortality
• 1x Blessed Alliance
• 1x Harsh Sustenance
• 1x Orzhov Charm
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Unmake
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Elspeth Tirel
• 1x Kaya, Ghost Assassin

Artifact (12)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Illusionist's Bracers
• 1x Orzhov Keyrune
• 1x Profane Memento
• 1x Sun Droplet
• 1x Sword of Light and Shadow
• 1x Tablet of the Guilds
• 1x Umezawa's Jitte
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams
• 1x Zuran Orb

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Death Grasp
• 2x Essence Harvest
• 1x Living Death
• 1x Obzedat's Aid
• 2x Righteous Confluence
• 1x Steelshaper's Gift
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Vindicate

Land (6)

• 1x Concealed Courtyard
• 1x Glimmerpost
• 1x Orzhova, the Church of Deals
• 1x Seraph Sanctuary
• 1x Shambling Vent
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse

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Maybeboard

Creature (17)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Angel of the Dire Hour
• 1x Athreos, God of Passage
• 1x Blinding Angel
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Silent Attendant
• 1x Souls of the Faultless
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Suture Priest
• 1x Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts
• 1x Treasury Thrull
• 1x Underworld Coinsmith
• 1x Wall of Reverence
• 1x Windborn Muse

Land (3)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Grasp of Fate
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Palace Siege
• 1x Path of Bravery
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Polluted Bonds
• 1x Retreat to Hagra
• 1x Seal of Cleansing
• 1x Test of Endurance
• 1x Worship

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Death Grasp
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Wrath of God

Artifact (6)

• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Batterskull
• 1x Chalice of Life  ^Flip
• 1x Glaring Spotlight
• 1x Prism Ring
• 1x Whip of Erebos

Planeswalker (6)

• 1x Ajani, Caller of the Pride
• 1x Ajani Goldmane
• 1x Ajani Goldmane
• 1x Ob Nixilis of the Black Oath
• 1x Sorin, Lord of Innistrad
• 1x Sorin, Solemn Visitor

Instant (3)

• 1x Angel's Grace
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Tragic Slip

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By the power of HOCA, the cheese shall rise again.The HOCA Creed.

We dedicate our lives to the god of HOCA.We worship the cheese, to represent the amount of times we have been cheesed in this class.We worship the pencil, to symbolize the art projects we once had to do.We worship the semicircle, to symbolize how we get 5/10s.

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Credo in Hoca .

Ut consecrem vitae Hoca ad Deum .Veneramur caseum repraesentare cheesed quantum ex hoc genere sunt temporibus .Adoramus pincello significare arte faciendum semel incepta .Adoramus semicirculi significare quam multa nobis de quinque .

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Hoca Creed .

Sisi kujitolea maisha yetu kwa mungu wa Hoca .Sisi kuabudu cheese, kuiwakilisha kiasi cha mara tumekuwa cheesed katika darasa hili.Sisi kuabudu kalamu , ili kuonyesha miradi ya sanaa sisi mara moja alikuwa na kufanya.Sisi kuabudu zio , ili kuonyesha jinsi sisi kupata tano nje ya mamia .

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Hoch Panth

ham hoch ke devata ko hamaare jeevan samarpit karate hain.ham paneer kee pooja karate hain , kaee baar ham is varg mein chhaiaisaid diya hai kee raashi ka pratinidhitv karane ke lie.ham pensil kee pooja karate hain , kala pariyojanaon ham ek baar karana pada prateek hai .ham ardhavrtt kee pooja karate hain , ka prateek hai ki ham kaise dasiyon.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 11 Mythic Rares 33 - 39 Rares 26 - 32 Uncommons 17 - 12 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.23
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Knight 2/2 W w/ Vigilance, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink
Based on	Komrade Karlov from the council Xadroy EDH