An attempt to build a truly woeful deck. Made in response to this thread; http://forum.nogoblinsallowed.com/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=15876
Requirements;
1) Deck may include any card ever printed in a paper magic set except for Unhinged, Unglued, Ante cards, or anything that requires physical dexterity - there is no ban list, so get creative
2) There must be exactly 60 cards, no more, no less
3) It must contain between 20 and 30 lands, at least 14 of which must be basic lands and at least 4 of which must be fetchlands (Terramorphic Expanse, Evolving Wilds, etc)
4) May only use lands that produce mana of a colour found in the deck (ie. no Islands if there are no Blue spells)
5) May not use cards which can't be played with the lands provided (ie. no Blue spells if there are no Islands)
6) Cannot include a card which has an additional cost that can't be paid
7) The majority of spells of a certain color must match the majority color of mana the lands provided can produce (ie. if you have more Blue spells than any other color, you must have more lands which produce blue mana than any other color)
8) At least 6 cards must be playable with colorless mana only
9) No more than four copies of the same card (unless it's a basic land or something like Relentless Rats)
10) Must include at least two cards for each converted mana cost from CMC 1 through 6
11) At least 20 cards must be able to deal damage to your opponent, no less than 10 of which must be creatures
12) Must include at least 6 forms of Removal
Quite possibly the worst deck ever built. Everything is designed to hurt you, or make you jump through huge setups to get anything of value. Want one of those kruphixs active? Yeah, lose a minimum of 10 life playing 5 shitty 1/1's first. Of which there are only 6 anyway. Want a 1/1 token? Pay 3 life. And then you can't do it again until it dies. The only basics are swamps, which can only be used to deal damage to yourself, your opponent (at the super-premium of 4 mana for 1 damage) and all creatures, including your own. Whoops, hope you only had 1 creature out, otherwise none of those kruphixs are ever getting in again. The puzzleknot is your only real burn. It can't be activated (rules only state cards that have additional costs can't be played, but says nothing about activating abilities), like the eels.
Everything else is basically a dead card, whether it be useless enchantments and artifacts, blanked removal or fetches that don't find anything. Fortunately, with kruphix out you can have no max hand size and store up colourless mana all day long, for whatever good that does you.
This deck is sickeningly bad. Like seriously, godawful, disgustingly terrible. I kinda want to see someone play it...
