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Commander / EDH Casual Donate Lifegain RUW (Jeskai, America)

Milliam_Shakespeare

Aunty's Lands (27)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Hall of Heliod's Generosity
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 7x Island
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 3x Plains
• 1x Raugrin Triome
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfur Falls

Gifts (10)

• 1x Aether Hub
• 1x Darksteel Mutation
• 1x Darksteel Relic
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Forsaken City
• 1x Kwain, Itinerant Meddler
• 1x Mana Flare
• 1x Pentad Prism
• 1x Sphere of the Suns
• 1x Tendo Ice Bridge

Aunty's Win Conditions (4)

• 1x Approach of the Second Sun
• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Test of Endurance
• 1x Triskaidekaphile

Narcissistic Control Tools (4)

• 1x Brand
• 1x Catch / Release
• 1x Despotic Scepter
• 1x Homeward Path

Crap Gifts (14)

• 1x Aggressive Mining
• 1x Delusions of Mediocrity
• 1x Embargo
• 1x Form of the Dragon
• 1x Grid Monitor
• 1x Illusions of Grandeur
• 1x Nine Lives
• 1x Primordial Ooze
• 1x Pyromancer's Swath
• 1x Statecraft
• 1x Steel Golem
• 1x Taniwha
• 1x Thought Lash
• 1x Transcendence

Delivery Services (11)

• 1x Avarice Totem
• 1x Bazaar Trader
• 1x Djinn of Infinite Deceits
• 1x Donate
• 1x Harmless Offering
• 1x Political Trickery
• 1x Puca's Mischief
• 1x Role Reversal
• 1x Spawnbroker
• 1x Sudden Substitution
• 1x Vedalken Plotter

Self Delivering Gifts (9)

• 1x Akroan Horse
• 1x Bucknard's Everfull Purse
• 1x Contested War Zone
• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Goblin Cadets
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Khârn the Betrayer
• 1x Pendant of Prosperity
• 1x Rainbow Vale

Commander (1)

Precious Things (14)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Body of Knowledge
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Clout of the Dominus
• 1x Dream Trawler
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Paradox Haze
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Venser, the Sojourner
• 1x Wear / Tear
• 1x Whirlwind of Thought

Gift Makers (6)

• 1x Assemble the Legion
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Kher Keep
• 1x Master of Ceremonies
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Springjack Pasture

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Sideboard

Crap Gifts (2)

• 1x Bronze Bombshell
• 1x Leveler

Gifts (2)

• 1x Silent Arbiter
• 1x Summoner's Egg

Precious Things (1)

• 1x Generous Gift

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Oh you shouldn't have! No, really. You shouldn't have.

There's always that one relative that gives you crap presents. This is her deck.

The game plan is simple; dish out bad gifts to your nieces and nephews until you draw into one of your win conditions.

Top Ranked	Achieved #19 position overall 2 years ago Achieved #8 position in Commander / EDH 2 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Casual 3 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Lifegain 3 years ago
Date added	3 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 62 - 3 Rares 15 - 1 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.33
Tokens	Citizen 1/1 GW, Elephant 3/3 G, Emblem Venser, the Sojourner, Goat 0/1 W, Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, Soldier 1/1 RW, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 C, Treasure
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