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Congratulations!! You Win!!

The Purpose

We're nice guys right? Magic players are known for being sportsmanlike, respectful, generous, easy-going, and sufficiently showered people. So I built this deck to reflect all of those wonderful things about us!

Sometimes, your opponent is really trying, but just can't seem to beat your "friendship ending" deck. So why not just let him off the hook? Maybe you just feel bad for him. You're a good person, just give him the win! Literally! You don't need to win FNM, who does? Not you! You definitely never let your competitive nature get in the way of having fun!! So lets do it. Let's take one for the team and let our opponents have this one.

Card Breakdown

Master of Cruelties

  • Here is the star of the show. This fellow is going to be the main part of letting your opponents win the game! It may seem counter productive to bring your opponent to the brink of death, but just wait. It'll all make sense.

Near-Death Experience

  • Another crucial part of giving your opponent the win!! This makes it to where if your life total becomes 1 and then you hit upkeep, you win the game!! Have you connected the dots yet?

Harmless Offering

  • And here it is!!! The meat of the sandwich! The final piece of our lose-con combo! Once you have your Near-Death Experience played, just give it to your opponent, just like you're giving them this game! Then attack with Master of Cruelties , who is now showing how soft and cuddly he is under that cruel exterior, and BOOM BANG BAM, your opponent wins the game!! They have no choice in the matter!

Crypt Ghast

  • A lot of these awesome game-losing cards cost quite a bit of mana to play. Crypt Ghast is here to help make it all go a little more smoothly.

Diabolic Tutor

  • Just a tutor. Wanna make sure you get what you need to get your opponent what THEY need.

Ghostly Prison

  • You wanna give your opponent the game. But it can be hard to let your opponents win if they're trying to kill you the whole time. Tell them to BACK OFF so that you can make them win!!

Heartless Summoning

  • Once again, craps expensive. This will help. You're opponent NEEDS to win as FAST as possible. We're gonna make this happen guys. No matter what the cost.

Oppressive Rays

  • Bring them down. Hold them to the ground, hands to their throats. Look them in the eye as you force them to win this game. No fighting back. Just let it happen.

Stun

  • Wouldn't it be unfortunate if your opponent were to block your Master of Cruelties just because they're too shortsighted and can't realize that this is good for them? Well, now they can't.

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I’m always looking for advice and suggestions on decks. Here’s some more of mine in the Modern format if you’re down to help me out!


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Revision 3 See all

(4 years ago)

-4 Renegade Tactics main
+4 Stun main
Top Ranked
  • Achieved #41 position overall 4 years ago
  • Achieved #8 position in Modern 4 years ago
  • Achieved #1 position in Modern Budget 4 years ago
  • Achieved #1 position in Modern Casual 4 years ago
Date added 4 years
Last updated 4 years
Exclude colors UG
Legality

This deck is Modern legal.

Rarity (main - side)

4 - 0 Mythic Rares

28 - 0 Rares

8 - 0 Uncommons

8 - 0 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 3.22
Folders Other, Decks I like but probably won't build
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