Beat someone to death very slowly with a stick

Modern

masterpeez

Instant (18)

• 4x Blunt the Assault
• 1x Clinging Mists
• 4x Dissipate
• 3x Evacuation
• 4x Fog
• 2x Negate

Enchantment (3)

• 3x Rites of Flourishing

Artifact (10)

• 2x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Staff of Nin
• 4x Temple Bell
• 1x Tower of Calamities
• 2x Voltaic Key

Creature (5)

• 4x Fog Bank
• 1x Guard Gomazoa

Land (24)

• 8x Forest
• 16x Island

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Sideboard

Instant (10)

• 2x Cancel
• 4x Mana Leak
• 1x Negate
• 3x Spell Pierce

Artifact (3)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Chalice of Life  ^Flip
• 1x Razor Boomerang

Creature (2)

• 1x Haze Frog
• 1x Stuffy Doll

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Win with Staff of Nin. It will take a long time, but eventually it will work.

This deck's only hard counter is Reinforced Bulwark.

Then, during second and third games, if opponent is siding in extra cards to deal with the staff, surprise attack: Replace The Staff of Nin with one of the various alternate win conditions, like Stuffy Doll, Chalice of Life  , Haze Frog equipped with Razor Boomerang, or Aetherflux Reservoir

Top Ranked	Achieved #52 position overall 6 years ago
Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 2 Rares 13 - 2 Uncommons 11 - 11 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.78
Folders	Funstupidstuffflellelelele