Chew and Spew

Unknown Budget Eldrazi Ramp Theme/Gimmick WU (Azorius)

Argy

Creature (21)

• 4x Bane of Bala Ged
• 3x Gudul Lurker
• 4x Knight of the White Orchid
• 3x Monastery Flock
• 4x Updraft Elemental
• 3x Whirler Rogue

Land (24)

• 4x Flooded Strand
• 4x Island
• 5x Plains
• 4x Prairie Stream
• 3x Rogue's Passage
• 4x Tranquil Cove

Enchantment (11)

• 4x Quarantine Field
• 4x Stasis Snare
• 3x Thopter Spy Network

Artifact (4)

• 4x Sword of the Animist

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Sideboard

Instant (8)

• 4x Celestial Flare
• 4x Dance of the Skywise

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Swift Reckoning

Creature (3)

• 3x Dragon Hunter

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Maybeboard

Creature (33)

• 1x Akroan Jailer
• 3x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Coralhelm Guide
• 2x Desolation Twin
• 1x Dragonmaster Outcast
• 1x Dragon's Eye Savants
• 1x Elusive Spellfist
• 1x Halimar Tidecaller
• 1x Icefall Regent
• 4x Kor Castigator
• 3x Marang River Prowler
• 4x Mist Intruder
• 1x Misthoof Kirin
• 1x Ojutai, Soul of Winter
• 1x Pearl Lake Ancient
• 1x Seeker of the Way
• 1x Separatist Voidmage
• 1x Sunscorch Regent
• 4x Wandering Champion

Instant (18)

• 1x Anticipate
• 4x Cancel
• 4x Celestial Flare
• 1x Center Soul
• 1x Honor's Reward
• 4x Horribly Awry
• 1x Ojutai's Command
• 1x Surge of Righteousness
• 1x Tandem Tactics

Land (4)

• 4x Mystic Monastery

Enchantment (11)

• 4x Citadel Siege
• 1x Claustrophobia
• 4x Silkwrap
• 1x Stasis Snare
• 1x Thopter Spy Network

Sorcery (9)

• 4x Healing Hands
• 1x Radiant Flames
• 4x Sheer Drop

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Gonna eat your Jeskai Black deck, then vomit it back up.

Still wanna play with it? lol

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This is as budget a build as I can make in an effort to screw up a Jeskai Black deck that has been doing well in my local meta.

It aims to shut down Mantis Rider and stall until I can get Bane of Bala Ged onto the field.

That's when things get interesting because with every attack, hopefully every UNBLOCKABLE attack, the Opponent has to choose two permanents to sacrifice.

Sword of the Animist is there to provide ramp, and to pay the activation cost of Whirler Rogue's ability.

Prism Ring also activates Whirler Rogue, and offsets mana drain by Ally decks.

You know what's great about Stasis Snare? If your Opponent turns Gideon, Ally of Zendikar into a Creature you can exile it. If they don't, you can just trap him in a Quarantine Field anyway.

Suggestions and +1 welcome.

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I'm fairly happy with how this deck has been Playtesting.

Remember, it's main purpose is to screw Jeskai Black.

If you can see any tweaks that can be made that retain this focus, but also strengthen it against other decks, feel free to let me know.

Top Ranked	Achieved #4 position overall 8 years ago
Date added	8 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Unknown legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 19 - 0 Rares 17 - 11 Uncommons 7 - 4 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.11
Tokens	Morph 2/2 C, Thopter 1/1 C
Folders	Favorites, Archives: Standard