"Do I really look like a guy with a plan?" - Joker, The Dark Knight

"This deck... is the most unorthodox thing I've ever seen." - Vintage Cube friend Jeremy

"What do you expect man... this is Murica!" - Me 8D

More Janky interactions than you can shake a stick at:

Like Warp World / Confusion in the Ranks / Ajani's Chosen = Kittens for everyone!... Insurrection kittens ;)

OR Goblin Spymaster / War's Toll / Heat Stroke = Dinks from the bottle, swirls the liquid inside her mouth, then spits barely a mouthful back into the plastic & hands it to Mr. Wick - Sofia: "Better get going John."

OR Cryptoplasm / Mirror-Sigil Sergeant / Paradox Haze = "Hey bro, I heard you like Clones... Exponential Clones (they retain the Crypto trigger) so you can target-clone when you double clones from yo Clones!" *throw in Willbreaker for extra heartache ;)

OR Pemmin's Aura / Rakka Mar / Confusion in the Ranks = "All Your Base are Belong to Us!"

OR Pemmin's Aura / Callous Oppressor / Proteus Staff or Puca's Mischief = Put a monkey on their backs, then use THEIR creatures to get your own OR whatever permanent in play!

OR Pemmin's Aura / Starke of Rath or Diaochan, Artful Beauty = "When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf**ker in the room... accept no substitutes!" -Samuel L. Jackson, Jackie Brown

OR Sun Titan / Magus of the Wheel or Aura of Silence = Check their hands & non-creature perms any ol' time; or add Chasm Skulker to that last combo to spawn a continuous invertebrate army!

OR Rhystic Study / Dream Halls / Possibility Storm or Knowledge Pool + Curse of Exhaustion = "Do you pay TWO for that? - I Draw 2" OR "My spells are 'free' & I get a BOGO when I cast... you can't cast spells!" :P

OR Pendant of Prosperity / Puca's Mischief = yoink I'LL be drawing 2 cards & playing 2 lands for 2-mana each turn, thank you very much!

OR Timestream Navigator / Rite of Replication & Scroll Rack with a big hand size = ALL the Turns!

OR Jace's Archivist / Consecrated Sphinx / Hoofprints of the Stag = Death From Above!

OR Arjun, the Shifting Flame / Dream Halls / Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind -bonus: Teferi's Puzzle Box = Spellslinger-Pinger FTW!

"Some men just want to watch the world Burn." - Alfred Pennyworth... quoting people who play against this

More fun than a sack of monkeys swung by drunken nuns in a neon-colored snow storm, narrated by Brian Cox!... Spikes & ppl with short attention spans BEWARE!




78% Casual

22% Competitive

Date added 9 months
Last updated 21 hours
Exclude colors BG

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.51
Tokens None Copy Clone, Gold, 1/1 Elemental, 1/1 Squid, None Treasure, 1/1 Spirit, 1/1 Soldier, 0/1 Kobold, 1/1 City's Blessing, 1/1 Goblin
Folders Permanent Posse, I wants Deck
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