Captain Sisay's Hatestorm

Commander / EDH Combo Competitive Hatebears Land Destruction

Necronto

Creature (36)

• 1x Avacyn's Pilgrim
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Azusa, Lost but Seeking
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Containment Priest
• 1x Dosan the Falling Leaf
• 1x Eidolon of Rhetoric
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Gaddock Teeg
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Hokori, Dust Drinker
• 1x Hope of Ghirapur
• 1x Hushwing Gryff
• 1x Joraga Treespeaker
• 1x Kamahl, Fist of Krosa
• 1x Kataki, War's Wage
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Loyal Retainers
• 1x Magus of the Candelabra
• 1x Priest of Titania
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Recruiter of the Guard
• 1x Reki, the History of Kamigawa
• 1x Sanctum Prelate
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Shaman of Forgotten Ways
• 1x Sigarda, Host of Herons
• 1x Spirit of the Labyrinth
• 1x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre

Land (30)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Deserted Temple
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Eiganjo Castle
• 1x Flagstones of Trokair
• 6x Forest
• 1x Gaea's Cradle
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Okina, Temple to the Grandfathers
• 6x Plains
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Wasteland
• 1x Wooded Bastion

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Carpet of Flowers
• 1x Concordant Crossroads
• 1x Living Plane
• 1x Survival of the Fittest
• 1x Sylvan Library

Instant (5)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Commander (1)

Artifact (19)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Bow of Nylea
• 1x Cloudstone Curio
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mindslaver
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Paradox Engine
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thorn of Amethyst
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Umezawa's Jitte

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Idyllic Tutor

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Maybeboard

Creature (6)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Bruna, the Fading Light  ^Meld
• 1x Gisela, the Broken Blade  ^Meld
• 1x Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist
• 1x Shalai, Voice of Plenty
• 1x Sylvan Safekeeper

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip

Instant (3)

• 1x Chord of Calling
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened Tutor

Land (2)

• 1x Scavenger Grounds
• 1x Untaidake, the Cloud Keeper

Artifact (3)

• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Oketra's Monument
• 1x Rhonas's Monument

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Time of Need

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This isn't your normal Sisay hatebear deck. This is a whirling vortex of tutoring that culminates in your opponents being left as a pile of ash after you fire off your death star.

But to be a bit more explanatory, this deck uses the ability of Captain Sisay and Paradox Engine to tutor and play a significant portion of your deck in one turn to end with gaining enough life from Aetherflux Reservoir to pay the 50 life and kill your opponent.

We lower our number hate pieces to give us a much quicker route to winning the game that is a lot more consistent as all parts of it are tutorable by sisay or tutorable by cards that sisay can tutor out.

But I hear you say "but how do we do such an explosive combo" sit right there an I will enlighten you.

For this to work you will need Sisay active (able to tap to tutor), 5 mana overall available, 2 mana that comes from non-land sources (mana dorks, mana rocks etc), this 2 mana can be part of the 5 mana though you will need to be able to cast one more spell after spending the 5 mana.

This is how the main combo of the deck functions:

1. Tap Sisay, tutor Paradox Engine and play it
2. Cast a cheap spell to untap everything
3. Tutor Mox Opal, float mana, play Mox Opal, untap (now your 2 sources have grown to at least 3)
4. Tutor Hope of Ghirapur, float mana, play Hope, untap
5. Tutor and play Dosan the Falling Leaf to stop shenanegans (this step can be put one step earlier if your opponents are likely to disrupt your combo)
6. Tutor Reki, the History of Kamigawa, float mana, play Reki, untap (now additional legends you play will cantrip)
7. Tutor additional low cost Legendaries to ramp as needed, floating mana each time (drawing from reki)
8. Tutor Azusa, Lost but Seeking, float mana, play Azusa, untap
9. Tutor Inventors' Fair, play it, cast a spell from hand to untap
10. Crack Inventors' Fair to search Aetherflux Reservoir and play it, untap
11. Continue to fetch and play legends and spells from hand until storm count is sufficent to render your opponents into dust

There are a couple of other combos present in the deck if paradox storm can't go off, Bow of Nylea + Mindslaver allows you to lock your opponents out of their turns, if you have dosan out they can't do anything in your turn either, another combo is to get Umbral Mantle onto either Priest of Titania or Magus of the Candelabra and generate infinite mana, then move the mantle over to sisay and tutor out all legendaries in your deck and play them. There is also a land hate combo in the deck which destroys all lands that your opponents control, Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite + Living Plane causes all lands to be 1/1 creatures and give all creatures your opponent controls -2/-2 which causes them to die, as living plane is hard to tutor out of the deck there is the alternative of Kamahl, Fist of Krosa, though this is a lot more mana intensive costing one green mana per land, if elesh norn is unavailable then Linvala, Keeper of Silence works as tapping the lands for mana counts as an activated ability which Linvala stops

My inspiration for this deck came from a reddit post, when I figure out how to get a link to work on here I will post it up, if anyone could help me on this one I would be really thankful.

Comments and suggestions are always welcome, if you like this deck please do upvote it

Date added	7 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	17 - 0 Mythic Rares 48 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.51
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G
Folders	Decks I want to play
Based on	Captain Sisay's hatebears Necronto EDH