Brion the Cow-Thrower

Commander / EDH* Budget Burn Casual RW (Boros)

Coltronics

Creature (24)

• 1x Adarkar Valkyrie
• 1x Amplifire
• 1x Angel of Serenity
• 1x Artisan of Kozilek
• 1x Colossus of Akros
• 1x Custodi Soulbinders
• 1x Dawnbreak Reclaimer
• 1x Desolation Twin
• 1x Evra, Halcyon Witness *f-pre*
• 1x Felhide Spiritbinder
• 1x Figure of Destiny
• 1x Generator Servant
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Hamletback Goliath
• 1x Ignition Team
• 1x Inferno Titan
• 1x Iroas, God of Victory
• 1x Kalemne, Disciple of Iroas
• 1x Scourge of Geier Reach
• 1x Serra Avatar
• 1x Spark Trooper
• 1x Stalking Vengeance
• 1x Taurean Mauler
• 1x Thunderblust

Sorcery (7)

• 1x By Force
• 1x Chandra's Ignition
• 1x Divine Reckoning
• 1x Elemental Appeal
• 1x Phyrexian Rebirth
• 1x Slaughter the Strong
• 1x Winds of Abandon

Artifact (19)

• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Blade of Selves
• 1x Boros Cluestone
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Coldsteel Heart
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Dreamstone Hedron
• 1x Illusionist's Bracers
• 1x Magewright's Stone
• 1x MImic Vat
• 1x Phyrexian Processor
• 1x Planar Bridge
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Staff of Nin
• 1x Tamiyo's Journal
• 1x Thornbite Staff
• 1x Tower of Fortunes
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Burning Anger
• 1x Curse of Bloodletting MP
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Flameshadow Conjuring
• 1x Gift of Immortality
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Seance
• 1x Warstorm Surge
• 1x Zektar Shrine Expedition

Instant (1)

• 1x Fling

Commander (1)

Land (39)

• 1x Ancient Amphitheater
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Icatian Store
• 17x Mountain
• 1x Needle Spires
• 1x New Benalia
• 7x Plains
• 1x Rugged Prairie
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Spinerock Knoll
• 1x Stone Quarry
• 1x Teetering Peaks
• 1x Temple of Triumph
• 1x Wind-Scarred Crag

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Maybeboard

Creature (4)

• 1x Homura, Human Ascendant  ^Flip
• 1x Moltensteel Dragon
• 1x Moonveil Dragon
• 1x Mordant Dragon

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Bitter Feud

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Brion Stoutarm throws big nasties at opponents' faces. This deck pretty much destroys all the pillowfort decks in my community.
Inspired by another TappedOut deck:
http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/so-uh-brion-how-far-can-you-throw-that-goat/

Ammo

These creatures are either naturally huge or can get huge through firebreathing effects.
Artisan of Kozilek
Colossus of Akros
Custodi Soulbinders : Best played when the board is nice and full of creatures
Desolation Twin : Two fatties for the price of one
Dragon Egg : Chump block, then get a firebreathing flyer
Dragon Hatchling
Elemental Appeal
Hamletback Goliath
Ignition Team
Inferno Titan
Phyrexian Rebirth : Boardwipe and get your fatty, cast Brion, then fling.
Scourge of Geier Reach
Serra Avatar : A one-hit KO if your life total is equal to or higher than your opponents'. Can get an additional 2 KOs when Warstorm Surge and Stalking Vengeance are out.
Taurean Mauler : Don't wait too long to use it, or your opponents will start worrying about you.
Thunderblust : Two shots in one creature
Wall of Lava
Zektar Shrine Expedition : Instant-speed creature summon is always fun.

Ammo Upgrades

Burning Anger : Tap it before you throw it for double damage!
Chandra's Ignition : Turn your fatty into a boardwipe, or use it on Brion to wipe and gain a ton of life.
Curse of Bloodletting : Use it on the player who's ahead, usually.
Dictate of the Twin Gods : Usually doesn't matter if you get hit a bit, since Brion will gain all that life loss back, but watch out for Voltron decks.
Electropotence : Not as good as Warstorm Surge , but useful.
Fatal Frenzy
Fling : For when Brion's not around.
Heartless Hidetsugu : For getting opponents within kill range. Will likely replace, since he's a bit scary and gets knocked out ASAP.
Illusionist's Bracers : Attach to Brion to get two shots off one fling
Iroas, God of Victory : Also may replace, since the focus of this deck is not on attacking your opponent, but still good for when I have to attack.
Looming Spires
Righteousness
Sandstone Bridge
Stalking Vengeance : Squeeze out a bit more damage on your creatures' way to the bin.
Teetering Peaks
Warstorm Surge : Awesome combo with any of your fatties, Blade of Selves and Stalking Vengeance .
Well of Lost Dreams : Turn that mana left after flinging into card draw

Reloading Brion

Angel of Serenity
Artisan of Kozilek : Two creatures for the cost of one
Blade of Selves : Don't want to throw your creature right away? Equip, attack, and throw one of the copies instead!
Dawnbreak Reclaimer
Felhide Spiritbinder : Downside of this is you usually have to attack first, but throwing a token of the biggest, baddest thing on the board is fun!
Flameshadow Conjuring : Why throw your creature when you can throw a token instead?
Gift of Immortality : Get your ammo back over and over again, or use it to keep Brion on the field.
Jeering Instigator : Opponents got fatties? Smack 'em in the face with it!
Portent of Betrayal : See Jeering Instigator
Planar Bridge
Mimic Vat : Mimic the fattest stuff on the board and throw it repeatedly.
Seance : We don't really want to exile stuff from our graveyard, but you might as well when you gotta throw something.
Tamiyo's Journal : Tutor up that Serra Avatar and make that KO!

Date added	6 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 45 - 0 Rares 12 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.36
Tokens	Clue, Copy Clone, Eldrazi 10/10 C, Elemental 7/1 R, Experience Token, Minion X/X B, Horror */* C, Spirit 1/1 W
Folders	edh