A few years back, I noticed that I had a collection of foil cards which had sat, unused, in binders for years. I endeavored to play with them, especially the Fling promo with a human being loaded into a catapault. Child of Alara was the perfect thing to Fling. I acquired a foil one at GP Columbus 2010, and have worked on it for the past three years, slowly opening, trading for, and buying cards.
The deck features a number of ways to sacrifice the Child at instant speed as well as a number of ways to reanimate it. Should your nuclear baby get tucked, you still have a selection of Magic's best foil fatties to finish fights. I do not apologize for that alliteration.