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UPDATE 2: Changed format to Modern until I have the time to update for post-rotation.
UPDATE: So, this deck has gotten way more attention than I expected, and the demand for the custom sleeves has been amazing. This whole thing started as a joke, but now I'm inspired to actually see it through. However, due to my work schedule and the fact that I am currently a 4 hour round trip from the nearest card shop, this will take some time.
First I will need to prepare the deck for post-rotation, which means removing anything from SOM block and M12. Then I will begin to update the deck list as RTR spoilers are released, and should have the final deck complete by the time RTR is fully spoiled. Between now and then I will be attempting to have a bulk run of custom sleeves printed, and as soon as I have product I will make them available to all.
Stay tuned for more updates!
A deck I'm working on with a friend, the sole purpose of which is to troll FNMs and other tournaments/events. Highlights include:
I have a feeling that this deck will win games simply due to the opponent flipping the table and getting disqualified.
Note: Card selection is still ongoing, so what you see here is just a jumping off point. Refinements will come in time.
Also, if you're going full-on troll here, and you're in green, what about the likes of Fog , Clinging Mists , Blunt the Assault , etc.? Also Fog Bank s! Frustrating, impractical, and keeps you alive a little longer! If only you could use them to shuffle your library some way!
Whoa, actually: Void Stalker ! Annoying, removes threats, AND requires a shuffle!
+1 for evil
All the cards you mention definitely have a place here. In fact, the current build was thrown together rather quickly just to present the basic concept, but ultimately it will need to be updated for Standard in October and all of those cards will help do that. I do intend to up the total size to around 240 cards, so I'll throw those suggestions in now and worry about what to remove later.
Thanks for the tips!
I hope to have more details on the puzzle box soon, and will post pics here when it's finished. I've got a friend working on it so the ball is in his court on that one.
I think most Battle of Wits decks have to split the deck into multiple piles and shuffle them separately, then shuffle them into each other (sounds dirty). The double-sleeving will certainly make it more difficult, but also more lol-worthy. My biggest concern is excess air in the sleeves, making it want to lean to one side while in a single stack. It might need a weight at the top for stabilization (perhaps a large, heavy spindown life counter), or maybe the deck box could somehow be designed to convert into a library stand. Either way, the looks you get from your opponent make it totally worth it.
First off, did you make those sleeves yourself? if you didn't, where in the hell do I find them because they are awesome!!! As a fellow troll-face player, just in a different way ( see Birth of the Destroyer) I love this deck. While I prefer to play huge flashy combos, you just frustrate people in every way possible. keeping trolling, dude. Keep trolling. let me know how you do in an FNM tournament, man. +1
i second the video thing! Please post!
I also think you should aquire a needlessly huge life counter! I just thought, if you need one to be especially enormous, you can use a traditional soccer ball by writing 1-20 on the twenty white hexagons on the ball (yes there are exactly twenty of them... I checked). And, for more trolling, if they ask why you're bringing a soccer ball to the tournament you can simply explain that its a "truncated icosahedron" that has the perfect amount of white hexagon spaces! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truncated_icosahedron)
You can even just pretend to be ignorant that the ball has anything to do with sports and continually claim that you "found a truncated icosahedron for a life counter." :D another thought: find an obscenely large pedestal, goblet, or bowl to keep the truncated icosahedron from rolling off the table and displaying it for all to see.... upon reflection this whole thing may be going too far...
HAHA nice. I would totally do that thing with the soccer ball. And no, it hasn't gone too far. have you seen the average trollface comic involving magnets? they are outrageous! this thread has plenty of room to grow. Another idea is to get three more puzzle boxes, all alike. pretend you forgot which box the deck is in and spend huge amounts of time unlocking them to find out what box its in. ;-P
Just when I think this deck has reached maximum troll potential, I come on here and see several new suggestions that are simply amazing. Looking for a translator for foreign cards is great, and that soccer ball idea is epic. Keep the ideas coming, I'm not sure how many we'll be able to include in a single FNM, but at the very least we could try mixing it up each time with a few different troll methods.
I'll definitely make the sleeves available once we have them made, probably via eBay. As for the rulings on shuffling, I do need to look into that. I know way back in the day a Battle of Wits deck was doing well in the Pro Tours, so obviously it can be done. Worst-case scenario is that I'll have to ditch the double-sleeving idea, but with all the great trolling suggestions posted here I can always fall back on something else to make up the difference.
I just want to say sir, you are my hero haha, here I thought my control deck was trolling enough just because I made a guy flip the table at the last FNM I was at just due to killing him by Redirect ing his Bonfire of the Damned back at him to wipe his board then ended it the turn after, this was after countering the last 7 spells he had tried to play and he was... ahem... "forcefully removed'' from the store hahaha, but this really takes the cake and as many many people have said +1 from me and I would love to get in on those sleeves.
Please know, you are seriously a troll god, and I tip my hat to you sir.
For a ridiculously unwieldy life counter I recommend a D-100 and when your opponent asks why you need such a huge life counter just say, "Just in Case"
I think I may have to try this in Standard. I'm a new/old player(been out of the game for over 10 years) but in my prime I Played a lot of Land/Hand destruction decks and counter decks for the sole reason of annoying my enemies to death.
I applaud your efforts in this.
splash white for Lingering Souls , to help stall Terminus a board wipe that also refuels your library Avacyn, Angel of Hope , (maybe, would just be funny to pop this out and have an enormous deck, indestructible stuff and the best sleeves/deck box) some life gain and the biggest troll of all: card:Archangel's Light refuels your library and nets you a lot of life
I'll be getting to an update for the actual deck list once I have some time. Between moving, starting a new job, travelling to Europe, etc. it hasn't been easy to find the time. As for the custom sleeves, it seems the few places that do custom jobs require massive (and I do mean MASSIVE) quantities to be ordered, and on top of that won't do copyrighted artwork (which most of this would be). I'll keep looking though.
Suggestions: Seek the Horizon , Bitterheart Witch (will NEVER die), Curse of Misfortunes (maybe just one to get wih the witch), Gatecreeper Vine (with one-of gates to "make mana easier"), Liliana of the Dark Realms (for getting your one-of shocklands), Mwonvuli Beast Tracker (just more search), card:Memory's Journey (to make sure you get the important spells again). Good luck with the deck!
Hey, so I'm pretty new to magic.I wanna try this deck out (Cockatrice) and just want to make sure I understand how to play it.I see the basic idea is getting as much mana out as possible, and countering as many things as possible, but are the only 'ace' ways of winning the Door to Nothingness and Battle of Wits ? Or is there something I'm missing?
Paint the front of your sleeves and opaque black, so that you have to take it out of the sleeve to read it when you draw it, and each and every time your opponent requests to see what's on your field, and obviously you can't play without the sleeves as this would damage the cards, so they get to stay on, and your opponent gets annoyed.
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|Sets||Magic 2013, Planechase 2012 Edition, Avacyn Restored , Dark Ascension, Innistrad, Duel Decks: Ajani vs. Nicol Bolas, 2012 Core Set , New Phyrexia, Mirrodin Besieged, Scars of Mirrodin|
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