"Player B throws his hand at his opponent."
For some reason I read that literally. +1
May 19, 2011 8:41 p.m.
-6 Player A catches cards in mid flight.Player A: you know this has to be done on your upkeep right?
May 21, 2011 12:32 p.m.
I guess so... the first upkeep has passed in this scenario tho. lol
May 21, 2011 3 p.m.
@ Luffy: The deck is a joke friend...loosen up a little bit. GAWL!!!!11!!1!!ONE
May 21, 2011 3:58 p.m.
Awesome... only $45 for a win every time? BTW you should put 15 Chancellor of the Dross on the SB... you gotta', since it would be funny, or at least for posterity sake.
May 22, 2011 2:30 a.m.
Love this deck!!! Nice making use of the best of the horrible new phyrexia cycle, though the green one is pretty beast as well. +1!
May 23, 2011 6:32 p.m.
wow... u just cant hate this... as much as i try to i cant... +1 from me... thats all i can say
May 23, 2011 8:54 p.m.
the. best. deck. ever.
even if theres a fire.
May 23, 2011 9:24 p.m.
haha if only it were possible. +1 from me. cheers.
May 26, 2011 2:03 a.m.
awesome deck. i would add some Serum Powder just in case you don't get the hand you want. =D +1
May 26, 2011 2:31 a.m.
I wasn't amused until I saw the sideboard. Then I laughed.
May 26, 2011 2:33 a.m.
LMAO! I really did laugh at this.
This is so awesome!well played.+1
May 26, 2011 7:44 a.m.
i guess i have to upboat this deck. also mulliganing a couple of times to piss Player A off would be fun.
May 27, 2011 1:58 a.m.
Player B throws his hand at his opponent.
Player B: I guess I win.
+1 just for that! LOOL.
May 28, 2011 9:27 p.m.
Is there really a "Freeform Tournament"? LOL
May 29, 2011 8:53 p.m.
shit... genius, think ive found myself a new deck to run.
May 29, 2011 11:59 p.m.
i don't think it would work half as well without the sideboard
May 30, 2011 1:35 a.m.
obvious +1 I think this deck is better than the INCEPTION deck because this wins before the inception deck has a chance to piss you off.
May 31, 2011 5:36 a.m.
I'm glad NPH wasn't out when we had the Freeform challenge... +1
May 31, 2011 7:16 p.m.
This deck makes me happy! +1
Check out schrammletz's Worst. Burn Deck. Ever. for some more lols!
May 31, 2011 11:12 p.m.
I'm forced to find this humorous while I try to find out the rules for this freeform tourney. Once I find out that it requires normal deck creation, then I'll pointedly not +1 it.
June 1, 2011 1:38 a.m.
Epic Win +10
@Luffy: Even if this deck was real, player 1 acted before he should have. If your opponent hasn't even looked at his hand, you can't prevent him from using these cards by trying to hit main phase before he does. -12
June 1, 2011 1:40 a.m.
Your mana curve is a bit high. Adding in Chancellor of the Dross might help.
June 28, 2011 11:27 p.m.
Btw, the 15 Chancellor of the Dross in the sideboard are foil ones - just in case if you need to change from "normal" three life drain to "shiny" three life drain. :)
June 28, 2011 11:37 p.m.
Player A: Hi.
Player B: Hi. I think I'm going to lose...
both players shuffle their decks
Player A: I win the roll. I'll go first.
Player B looks at hand. Seven Chancellor of the Dross .
Player B throws his hand at his opponent.
Player B: I guess I win.
Player A: Just wait a minute... Exiles six Elvish Spirit Guide
Player B: Hmm...
Player A: "Shows Player B Blossoming Wreath
Player B: No!
Can this work?
June 28, 2011 11:48 p.m.
Prophylaxis, no for multiple reasons. A) spirit guide gets exiled, not goes to your graveyard. B) you can't play anything during your upkeep.
June 29, 2011 11:33 a.m.
is this how you win on turn 0 because thats 21 life loss immediately before the game even starts. holy crap. i just realized that. i wish i could +1 a couple more times.
June 29, 2011 8:43 p.m.
@maxtheax: Thanks! Totally forgot they were exiled.
June 29, 2011 11:12 p.m.
ohh my fucking god!!!!!!!!! I made this deck and went to a FNM. I played one game and got physically thrown out the door by 5 angry people. Needless to say, never going that route again. +1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 14, 2011 10:10 p.m.
If this deck played itself, is it literally just "who rolls highest?"
This deck is absolutely epic!!!
August 9, 2012 8:21 a.m.
As comic book guy from the Simpsons would say "Best deck ever"
August 11, 2012 7:33 a.m.
i have play tested this multiple times and it seems pretty good.
August 12, 2012 10:26 a.m.
simply caused me to :-D ALOT while at work lol +1 fo sho
August 16, 2012 11:37 a.m.
Ur curve is a little high :)LOL seriously though, amazing. I think i'm gonna find a way to break the +1er just so I can +1 this again
August 18, 2012 6:48 p.m.
This deck is brilliant.
August 28, 2012 8:10 a.m.
I just happened to see this deck by someone else's link, and I must say this is hilarious. I started laughing so hard when I read your description.
December 9, 2012 12:06 a.m.
Actually, this deck loses in freeform to any deck that plays Leyline of Anticipation and can either increase their life total beyond 21, or kill you immediately. This is because Chancellor of the Dross 's ability is triggered, and your opponent can respond to it.
October 26, 2013 9:28 a.m.
am i missing something? you can only have 4 of one card in a deck. if this was legal it would be hilarious.
September 11, 2014 3:35 a.m.
5x Leyline of Anticipation15x Ancestral Recall15x Black Lotus5x Fireball
Keep a hand with one leyline, 3 recalls, and the rest black lotus.
play the leyline at the beginning of the gamein response to the upkeep trigger, because of the leyline, you can play black lotus, crack it for blue, play your 3 ancestral recalls, draw 9 cards, if you draw any more recalls, use em up, repeat until you get fireball in your hand and 7 black lotus out on the board, then blow your fireball for 20, killing them before the first upkeep.
December 29, 2015 12:54 a.m.
omg this deck made me laugh so hard...+1 +1 +1
February 4, 2016 11:55 p.m.
XD nice, i have a deck on untap that can beat it though lol but it would never happed irl
February 29, 2016 11:55 a.m.
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