Banned in Freeform

+1 for the dialogue.

May 19, 2011 8:18 p.m.

"Player B throws his hand at his opponent."

For some reason I read that literally. +1

May 19, 2011 8:41 p.m.

great deck, or greatest deck? +1

May 19, 2011 8:57 p.m.

+1. oh god, +1. +1 so many times.

May 21, 2011 3:09 a.m.

-6 Player A catches cards in mid flight.Player A: you know this has to be done on your upkeep right?

May 21, 2011 12:32 p.m.

@Luffy: rtfc

"Beginning of the first upkeep.."

May 21, 2011 1:40 p.m.

I guess so... the first upkeep has passed in this scenario tho. lol

May 21, 2011 3 p.m.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL fuckin best deck ever +1

May 21, 2011 3:21 p.m.

@ Luffy: The deck is a joke friend...loosen up a little bit. GAWL!!!!11!!1!!ONE

May 21, 2011 3:58 p.m.

@Luffy226: The first player was going too fast.

May 21, 2011 9:11 p.m.

Awesome... only $45 for a win every time? BTW you should put 15 Chancellor of the Dross on the SB... you gotta', since it would be funny, or at least for posterity sake.

May 22, 2011 2:30 a.m.

@Zuckfat: Added!

May 22, 2011 3:20 p.m.

LOL!

May 22, 2011 3:55 p.m.

Hahahaha... wow... +1

May 23, 2011 1:36 a.m.

Love this deck!!! Nice making use of the best of the horrible new phyrexia cycle, though the green one is pretty beast as well. +1!

May 23, 2011 6:32 p.m.

wow... u just cant hate this... as much as i try to i cant... +1 from me... thats all i can say

May 23, 2011 8:54 p.m.

the. best. deck. ever.

ever.

even if theres a fire.

May 23, 2011 9:24 p.m.

lolz that was awesome

May 25, 2011 5:13 p.m.

haha if only it were possible. +1 from me. cheers.

May 26, 2011 2:03 a.m.

awesome deck. i would add some Serum Powder just in case you don't get the hand you want. =D +1

May 26, 2011 2:31 a.m.

I wasn't amused until I saw the sideboard. Then I laughed.

+1.

May 26, 2011 2:33 a.m.

EPIC +1

May 26, 2011 3:42 a.m.

LMAO! I really did laugh at this.

This is so awesome!well played.+1

May 26, 2011 7:44 a.m.

i guess i have to upboat this deck. also mulliganing a couple of times to piss Player A off would be fun.

May 27, 2011 1:58 a.m.

Player B throws his hand at his opponent.

Player B: I guess I win.

+1 just for that! LOOL.

May 28, 2011 9:27 p.m.

Is there really a "Freeform Tournament"? LOL

+100,000,000,000,000,000

May 29, 2011 8:53 p.m.

shit... genius, think ive found myself a new deck to run.

May 29, 2011 11:59 p.m.

i don't think it would work half as well without the sideboard

May 30, 2011 1:35 a.m.

obvious +1 I think this deck is better than the INCEPTION deck because this wins before the inception deck has a chance to piss you off.

May 31, 2011 5:36 a.m.

I'm glad NPH wasn't out when we had the Freeform challenge... +1

May 31, 2011 7:16 p.m.

This deck makes me happy! +1

Check out schrammletz's Worst. Burn Deck. Ever. for some more lols!

May 31, 2011 11:12 p.m.

I'm forced to find this humorous while I try to find out the rules for this freeform tourney. Once I find out that it requires normal deck creation, then I'll pointedly not +1 it.

June 1, 2011 1:38 a.m.

Epic Win +10

@Luffy: Even if this deck was real, player 1 acted before he should have. If your opponent hasn't even looked at his hand, you can't prevent him from using these cards by trying to hit main phase before he does. -12

June 1, 2011 1:40 a.m.

Wow.. Over 100 votes.

June 1, 2011 9:53 p.m.

I wish it was possible in standard... <3 +1

June 2, 2011 10:24 a.m.

look it the price is going up

June 2, 2011 10:50 a.m.

omg this is epic. +9001 Storm Crow approves

June 2, 2011 7:13 p.m.

Your mana curve is a bit high. Adding in Chancellor of the Dross might help.

June 28, 2011 11:27 p.m.

Btw, the 15 Chancellor of the Dross in the sideboard are foil ones - just in case if you need to change from "normal" three life drain to "shiny" three life drain. :)

June 28, 2011 11:37 p.m.

Player A: Hi.

Player B: Hi. I think I'm going to lose...

both players shuffle their decks

Player A: I win the roll. I'll go first.

Player B looks at hand. Seven Chancellor of the Dross .

Player B throws his hand at his opponent.

Player B: I guess I win.

Player A: Just wait a minute... Exiles six Elvish Spirit Guide

Player B: Hmm...

Player A: "Shows Player B Blossoming Wreath

Player B: No!

June 28, 2011 11:48 p.m.

Well, might as well give up Magic.

June 28, 2011 11:49 p.m.

Prophylaxis, no for multiple reasons. A) spirit guide gets exiled, not goes to your graveyard. B) you can't play anything during your upkeep.

June 29, 2011 11:33 a.m.

is this how you win on turn 0 because thats 21 life loss immediately before the game even starts. holy crap. i just realized that. i wish i could +1 a couple more times.

June 29, 2011 8:43 p.m.

@maxtheax: Thanks! Totally forgot they were exiled.

June 29, 2011 11:12 p.m.

ohh my fucking god!!!!!!!!! I made this deck and went to a FNM. I played one game and got physically thrown out the door by 5 angry people. Needless to say, never going that route again. +1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

August 14, 2011 10:10 p.m.

LOL i wish this were legal!!!! I WANT TO TRY IT!!!+1

August 9, 2012 1:07 a.m.

If this deck played itself, is it literally just "who rolls highest?"

This deck is absolutely epic!!!

August 9, 2012 8:21 a.m.

Laugh.

+1,000,000,000,000.

August 10, 2012 3:52 a.m.

As comic book guy from the Simpsons would say "Best deck ever"

August 11, 2012 7:33 a.m.

i have play tested this multiple times and it seems pretty good.

August 12, 2012 10:26 a.m.

make it a 69 card deck and you have my vote

August 13, 2012 9:58 p.m.

Oh em gee... This is amazing.

August 15, 2012 1:24 a.m.

What happens when you mulligan?

August 15, 2012 8:50 a.m.

simply caused me to :-D ALOT while at work lol +1 fo sho

August 16, 2012 11:37 a.m.

Ur curve is a little high :)LOL seriously though, amazing. I think i'm gonna find a way to break the +1er just so I can +1 this again

August 18, 2012 6:48 p.m.

This deck is brilliant.

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August 28, 2012 8:10 a.m.

I just happened to see this deck by someone else's link, and I must say this is hilarious. I started laughing so hard when I read your description.

December 9, 2012 12:06 a.m.