Banned in Freeform

Modern*

Prophylaxis Score: 339


Description

Freeform Tournament Final Round

Player A: Hi.

Player B: Hi. I think I'm going to lose...

both players shuffle their decks

Player A: I win the roll. I'll go first.

Player A keeps a hand of 3 Black Lotus, 1 Channel, 1 Fireball, and 2 Force of Will.

Player A: I'll go first. 2 Black Lotus, crack one for red, crack one for green, Channel, Fireball, pay some life.

offers hand

Player B: Huh? Whoops, haven't even looked at my hand yet.

Player B looks at hand. Chancellor of the Dross, Chancellor of the Dross, Chancellor of the Dross, Chancellor of the Dross, Chancellor of the Dross, Chancellor of the Dross, Chancellor of the Dross.

Player B throws his hand at his opponent.

Player B: I guess I win.

Spoofed says... #1

+1 for the dialogue.

May 19, 2011 8:18 p.m.

STG says... #2

"Player B throws his hand at his opponent."

For some reason I read that literally. +1

May 19, 2011 8:41 p.m.

mccracka says... #3

great deck, or greatest deck? +1

May 19, 2011 8:57 p.m.

Paqrat says... #4

+1. oh god, +1. +1 so many times.

May 21, 2011 3:09 a.m.

Luffy226 says... #5

-6 Player A catches cards in mid flight.Player A: you know this has to be done on your upkeep right?

May 21, 2011 12:32 p.m.

xfire57 says... #6

@Luffy: rtfc

"Beginning of the first upkeep.."

May 21, 2011 1:40 p.m.

Luffy226 says... #7

I guess so... the first upkeep has passed in this scenario tho. lol

May 21, 2011 3 p.m.

LikeMike says... #8

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL fuckin best deck ever +1

May 21, 2011 3:21 p.m.

Zalgo says... #9

@ Luffy: The deck is a joke friend...loosen up a little bit. GAWL!!!!11!!1!!ONE

May 21, 2011 3:58 p.m.

Prophylaxis says... #10

@Luffy226: The first player was going too fast.

May 21, 2011 9:11 p.m.

Zuckfat says... #11

Awesome... only $45 for a win every time? BTW you should put 15 Chancellor of the Dross on the SB... you gotta', since it would be funny, or at least for posterity sake.

May 22, 2011 2:30 a.m.

Prophylaxis says... #12

@Zuckfat: Added!

May 22, 2011 3:20 p.m.

Zuckfat says... #13

LOL!

May 22, 2011 3:55 p.m.

johnnybeg00d says... #14

Hahahaha... wow... +1

May 23, 2011 1:36 a.m.

maxtheax says... #15

Love this deck!!! Nice making use of the best of the horrible new phyrexia cycle, though the green one is pretty beast as well. +1!

May 23, 2011 6:32 p.m.

jgitaly12 says... #16

wow... u just cant hate this... as much as i try to i cant... +1 from me... thats all i can say

May 23, 2011 8:54 p.m.

the. best. deck. ever.

ever.

even if theres a fire.

May 23, 2011 9:24 p.m.

Peter_pvg says... #18

lolz that was awesome

May 25, 2011 5:13 p.m.

haha if only it were possible. +1 from me. cheers.

May 26, 2011 2:03 a.m.

Wretched says... #20

awesome deck. i would add some Serum Powder just in case you don't get the hand you want. =D +1

May 26, 2011 2:31 a.m.

zandl says... #21

I wasn't amused until I saw the sideboard. Then I laughed.

+1.

May 26, 2011 2:33 a.m.

Schuch says... #22

EPIC +1

May 26, 2011 3:42 a.m.

Griever says... #23

LMAO! I really did laugh at this.

This is so awesome!well played.+1

May 26, 2011 7:44 a.m.

darthmunkeys says... #24

i guess i have to upboat this deck. also mulliganing a couple of times to piss Player A off would be fun.

May 27, 2011 1:58 a.m.

tahliaa says... #25

Player B throws his hand at his opponent.

Player B: I guess I win.

+1 just for that! LOOL.

May 28, 2011 9:27 p.m.

pko9000 says... #26

Is there really a "Freeform Tournament"? LOL

+100,000,000,000,000,000

May 29, 2011 8:53 p.m.

leo_radon222 says... #27

shit... genius, think ive found myself a new deck to run.

May 29, 2011 11:59 p.m.

totallymurphy says... #28

i don't think it would work half as well without the sideboard

May 30, 2011 1:35 a.m.

SwiftDeath says... #29

obvious +1 I think this deck is better than the INCEPTION deck because this wins before the inception deck has a chance to piss you off.

May 31, 2011 5:36 a.m.

Carn13 says... #30

I'm glad NPH wasn't out when we had the Freeform challenge... +1

May 31, 2011 7:16 p.m.

Hobochickin says... #31

This deck makes me happy! +1

Check out schrammletz's Worst. Burn Deck. Ever. for some more lols!

May 31, 2011 11:12 p.m.

emblasochist says... #32

I'm forced to find this humorous while I try to find out the rules for this freeform tourney. Once I find out that it requires normal deck creation, then I'll pointedly not +1 it.

June 1, 2011 1:38 a.m.

pip74205 says... #33

Epic Win +10

@Luffy: Even if this deck was real, player 1 acted before he should have. If your opponent hasn't even looked at his hand, you can't prevent him from using these cards by trying to hit main phase before he does. -12

June 1, 2011 1:40 a.m.

Prophylaxis says... #34

Wow.. Over 100 votes.

June 1, 2011 9:53 p.m.

Primaver says... #35

I wish it was possible in standard... <3 +1

June 2, 2011 10:24 a.m.

f101 says... #36

look it the price is going up

June 2, 2011 10:50 a.m.

MrCorn says... #37

omg this is epic. +9001 Storm Crow approves

June 2, 2011 7:13 p.m.

zandl says... #38

Your mana curve is a bit high. Adding in Chancellor of the Dross might help.

June 28, 2011 11:27 p.m.

Prophylaxis says... #39

Btw, the 15 Chancellor of the Dross in the sideboard are foil ones - just in case if you need to change from "normal" three life drain to "shiny" three life drain. :)

June 28, 2011 11:37 p.m.

Prophylaxis says... #40

Player A: Hi.

Player B: Hi. I think I'm going to lose...

both players shuffle their decks

Player A: I win the roll. I'll go first.

Player B looks at hand. Seven Chancellor of the Dross .

Player B throws his hand at his opponent.

Player B: I guess I win.

Player A: Just wait a minute... Exiles six Elvish Spirit Guide

Player B: Hmm...

Player A: "Shows Player B Blossoming Wreath

Player B: No!


Can this work?

June 28, 2011 11:48 p.m.

zandl says... #41

Well, might as well give up Magic.

June 28, 2011 11:49 p.m.

maxtheax says... #42

Prophylaxis, no for multiple reasons. A) spirit guide gets exiled, not goes to your graveyard. B) you can't play anything during your upkeep.

June 29, 2011 11:33 a.m.

darthmunkeys says... #43

is this how you win on turn 0 because thats 21 life loss immediately before the game even starts. holy crap. i just realized that. i wish i could +1 a couple more times.

June 29, 2011 8:43 p.m.

Prophylaxis says... #44

@maxtheax: Thanks! Totally forgot they were exiled.

June 29, 2011 11:12 p.m.

permhole96 says... #45

ohh my fucking god!!!!!!!!! I made this deck and went to a FNM. I played one game and got physically thrown out the door by 5 angry people. Needless to say, never going that route again. +1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

August 14, 2011 10:10 p.m.

piedok says... #46

LOL i wish this were legal!!!! I WANT TO TRY IT!!!+1

August 9, 2012 1:07 a.m.

shoeface33 says... #47

If this deck played itself, is it literally just "who rolls highest?"

This deck is absolutely epic!!!

August 9, 2012 8:21 a.m.

JazzCrimes says... #48

Laugh.

+1,000,000,000,000.

August 10, 2012 3:52 a.m.

jcubbear says... #49

As comic book guy from the Simpsons would say "Best deck ever"

August 11, 2012 7:33 a.m.

Empathie says... #50

i have play tested this multiple times and it seems pretty good.

August 12, 2012 10:26 a.m.

Lustrigia says... #51

make it a 69 card deck and you have my vote

August 13, 2012 9:58 p.m.

UnHolyVisage says... #52

Oh em gee... This is amazing.

August 15, 2012 1:24 a.m.

Lustrigia says... #53

What happens when you mulligan?

August 15, 2012 8:50 a.m.

maiden77 says... #54

simply caused me to :-D ALOT while at work lol +1 fo sho

August 16, 2012 11:37 a.m.

HauntStricken says... #55

Ur curve is a little high :)LOL seriously though, amazing. I think i'm gonna find a way to break the +1er just so I can +1 this again

August 18, 2012 6:48 p.m.

MalibuSheen says... #56

This deck is brilliant.

http://michaelkrukar.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Community-Thumbs-Up.gif

August 28, 2012 8:10 a.m.

xzzane says... #57

I just happened to see this deck by someone else's link, and I must say this is hilarious. I started laughing so hard when I read your description.

December 9, 2012 12:06 a.m.

tkjanacek says... #58

Actually, this deck loses in freeform to any deck that plays Leyline of Anticipation and can either increase their life total beyond 21, or kill you immediately. This is because Chancellor of the Dross 's ability is triggered, and your opponent can respond to it.

October 26, 2013 9:28 a.m.

infinitemana says... #59

Hmmm.... What would happen in a mirror? XD

January 5, 2014 4:20 p.m.

rhelme92 says... #60

am i missing something? you can only have 4 of one card in a deck. if this was legal it would be hilarious.

September 11, 2014 3:35 a.m.

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Legality

This deck is Modern legal.

Cards 75
Avg. CMC 7.00
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Top rank #1 on 2012-08-18