Bad Touch

Commander / EDH Control Mono-Black Suicide Black

Dromar39

Sorcery (16)

• 1x Beacon of Unrest
• 1x Black Sun's Zenith
• 1x Crux of Fate
• 1x Dark Petition
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x In Garruk's Wake
• 1x Increasing Ambition
• 1x Mutilate
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Profane Command
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Sign in Blood

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Dragon Shadow
• 1x Endless Whispers
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation

Artifact (16)

• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sundial of the Infinite
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Trading Post
• 1x Trailblazer's Boots
• 1x Whip of Erebos
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Liliana of the Dark Realms
• 1x Liliana Vess
• 1x Ob Nixilis Reignited

Creature (22)

• 1x Ashling, the Extinguisher
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Erebos, God of the Dead
• 1x Filth
• 1x Fleshbag Marauder
• 1x Grave Titan
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Hythonia the Cruel
• 1x Magus of the Coffers
• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 1x Merciless Executioner
• 1x Ob Nixilis, Unshackled
• 1x Pilgrim's Eye
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Seizan, Perverter of Truth
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Steel Hellkite
• 1x Thief of Blood
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Vampire Hexmage

Land (36)

• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 24x Snow-Covered Swamp
• 1x Tectonic Edge
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Commander (1)

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Instant (1)

• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Artifact (1)

• 1x Extraplanar Lens

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Sorin Markov

Creature (3)

• 1x Dark Confidant
• 1x Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni
• 1x Soul of New Phyrexia

Land (4)

• 1x Hall of the Bandit Lord
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Verdant Catacombs

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Mono black control with Phage the Untouchable as the General. As being seen as one of the unplayable commanders I wanted to try her out. As Ian Malcolm said in Jurassic Park, " Life will find away." So has magic. Utilizing cards like Platinum Angel,Command Beacon, Torpor Orb, and Sundial of the Infinite we can cast her without worry. With only 4 cards to safely cast her we need some support.

Firstly, we run 6 forms of tutors:

Dark Petition,Demonic Tutor, Diabolic Tutor, Increasing Ambition, Liliana Vess, and Rune-Scarred Demon.

Next, It wouldn't be a mono black deck without some card draw(with some minor life loss):

Erebos, God of the Dead, Night's Whisper, Necropotence, Ob Nixilis Reignited, Phyrexian Arena, Read the Bones, and Sign in Blood.

Ofcourse its going to a a little be to get things up and going so we packed some board wipes:

Black Sun's Zenith, Crux of Fate, Decree of Pain, Hythonia the Cruel, In Garruk's Wake, Massacre Wurm, Mutilate, and Nevinyrral's Disk.

To help us get things going quicker we added:

Burnished Hart, Crypt Ghast, Liliana of the Dark Realms, Pilgrim's Eye, and Solemn Simulacrum. Plus all the mana rocks.

So We've successfully casted Phage(and didn't die), what do we do now?

Hopefully you've came across one of the following equipments and smartly casted them before hand.

For haste:

Lightning Greaves,Swiftfoot Boots.

For hitting them "untouched":

Trailblazer's Boots, Whispersilk Cloak, Rogue's Passage, Shizo, Death's Storehouse, Filth (in gy) + Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth, Dragon Shadow.

For that RARE case which we need life, we added:

Corrupt, Exsanguinate, Gray Merchant of Asphodel, Whip of Erebos

ALSO: This deck used to be called "Touch This" however I felt like this name would be more suitable.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 33 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.92
Tokens	Emblem Liliana of the Dark Realms, Emblem Ob Nixilis Reignited, Goat 0/1 W, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	Laught, Commander decks, Decks I like