Autie Wort Will Kiss Away the Boo-Boos

Commander / EDH BR (Rakdos)

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Land (35)

• 1x Auntie's Hovel
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Foreboding Ruins
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 15x Mountain
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Shadowblood Ridge
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Peak
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Wasteland

Buffers (7)

• 1x Dralnu's Crusade
• 1x Goblin Chieftain
• 1x Goblin King
• 1x Goblin Trashmaster
• 1x Mad Auntie
• 1x Quest for the Goblin Lord
• 1x Shared Animosity

Tutors (5)

• 1x Boggart Harbinger
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Goblin Matron
• 1x Goblin Recruiter
• 1x Moggcatcher

Utility (3)

• 1x Cabal Slaver
• 1x Earwig Squad
• 1x Price of Glory

Card Draw (9)

• 1x Dark Prophecy
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Reforge the Soul
• 1x Sensation Gorger
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Syphon Mind
• 1x Vampiric Rites
• 1x Vanquisher's Banner

Ramp (9)

• 1x Brightstone Ritual
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Frogtosser Banneret
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Skirk Prospector
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Urza's Incubator
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

Token Generators (7)

• 1x Beetleback Chief
• 1x Boggart Mob
• 1x Goblin Instigator
• 1x Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
• 1x Krenko, Mob Boss
• 1x Mogg War Marshal
• 1x Siege-Gang Commander

Protection (4)

• 1x Cover of Darkness
• 1x Eldrazi Monument
• 1x Goblin Chirurgeon
• 1x Lightning Greaves

Recursion (2)

• 1x Boggart Birth Rite
• 1x Living Death

Commander (1)

Removal (8)

• 1x Attrition
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Goblin Assassin
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Nihil Spellbomb
• 1x Red Elemental Blast
• 1x Vandalblast

Damage (5)

• 1x Boggart Shenanigans
• 1x Goblin Bombardment
• 1x Goblin Sharpshooter
• 1x Impact Tremors
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge

Haste (5)

• 1x Anger
• 1x Fervor
• 1x Goblin Bushwhacker
• 1x Goblin Warchief
• 1x Reckless Bushwhacker

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Removal (16)

• 1x Artifact Blast
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Gempalm Incinerator
• 1x In Garruk's Wake
• 1x Kindred Dominance
• 1x Last One Standing
• 1x Life's Finale
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Oblivion Stone
• 1x Plague Wind
• 1x Pyroblast
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Shattering Spree
• 1x Terminate

Big Creatures (5)

• 1x Battle Squadron
• 1x Goblin Piledriver
• 1x Horde of Boggarts
• 1x Knucklebone Witch
• 1x Reckless One

Buffers (2)

• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Marton Stromgald

Haste (2)

• 1x Mass Hysteria
• 1x Ogre Battledriver

Damage (11)

• 1x Fodder Launch
• 1x Goblin War Strike
• 1x Lightning Crafter
• 1x Massive Raid
• 1x Mob Justice
• 1x Murderous Redcap
• 1x Outpost Siege
• 1x Tarfire
• 1x Throne of the God-Pharaoh
• 1x Vial Smasher the Fierce
• 1x Voracious Dragon

Land Destruction (6)

• 1x Earthblighter
• 1x Goblin Gardener
• 1x Goblin Ruinblaster
• 1x Kormus Bell
• 1x Ruination
• 1x Shivan Harvest

Ramp (5)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Battle Hymn
• 1x Jet Medallion
• 1x Ruby Medallion
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence

Tutors (2)

• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Mastermind's Acquisition

Card Draw (10)

• 1x Ambition's Cost
• 1x Ancient Craving
• 1x Costly Plunder
• 1x Damnable Pact
• 1x Dark-Dweller Oracle
• 1x Grenzo, Dungeon Warden
• 1x Grenzo, Havoc Raiser
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Underworld Connections

Recursion (9)

• 1x Auntie's Snitch
• 1x Dread Return
• 1x Footbottom Feast
• 1x Oversold Cemetery
• 1x Soul Exchange
• 1x Stir the Grave
• 1x Stitch Together
• 1x Victimize
• 1x Warren Pilferers

Token Generator (3)

• 1x Goblin Marshal
• 1x Kindred Charge
• 1x Weirding Shaman

Utility (2)

• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Thornbite Staff

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This is a tentative upgrade from my mono-red Krenko deck. Krenko suffers from being a huge target and not being able to recover from targeted removal and board wipes, and the deck without him does not have enough card draw or aggro to really be a threat.

This version tries to help with those problems with black's graveyard recursion and slightly improved card draw. There is enough tutoring to hopefully find Krenko and then aggro just like the mono-red version. If he dies, now I don't have to pay commander tax! One problem with running black is it gets rid of Krenko's combos.

Notable combos:

Goblin Sniper + Basilisk Collar = No enemy creatures!

Goblin Sniper + Kormus Bell + Urborg = MLD for others

Kiki-Jiki + Boggart Mob/Lightning Crafter/Thornbite Staff + another creature + Sac outlet = Infinite ETBs/graveyard/sac

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 19 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.83
Tokens	Copy Clone, Goblin 1/1 R, Goblin Rogue 1/1 B