Angry hobbit says no

Commander / EDH GW (Selesnya) Hatebears

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Creature (37)

• 1x Avacyn's Pilgrim
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Beast Whisperer
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Collector Ouphe
• 1x Containment Priest
• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Dauntless Escort
• 1x Devoted Druid
• 1x Drannith Magistrate
• 1x Eldrazi Displacer
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Elvish Piper
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Garruk's Harbinger
• 1x Heliod, Sun-Crowned
• 1x Hokori, Dust Drinker
• 1x Hushwing Gryff
• 1x Karametra, God of Harvests
• 1x Kataki, War's Wage
• 1x Loxodon Gatekeeper
• 1x Primordial Sage
• 1x Prowling Serpopard
• 1x Recruiter of the Guard
• 1x Regal Behemoth
• 1x Runic Armasaur
• 1x Scavenging Ooze
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Soul of the Harvest
• 1x Spelltithe Enforcer
• 1x Temur Sabertooth
• 1x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x Vizier of Remedies
• 1x Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
• 1x Walking Ballista
• 1x Windborn Muse

Land (33)

• 1x Bountiful Promenade
• 1x Brushland
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 8x Forest
• 1x Fortified Village
• 1x Grasslands
• 1x Krosan Verge
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 9x Plains
• 1x Selesnya Sanctuary
• 1x Sungrass Prairie
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of Plenty
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Windswept Heath

Instant (9)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Congregation at Dawn
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Flawless Maneuver
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Natural Affinity
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Collective Voyage
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Eldritch Evolution
• 1x Farseek

Commander (1)

Artifact (10)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Lifecrafter's Bestiary
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thorn of Amethyst
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Trinisphere
• 1x Winter Orb

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Cream of the Crop
• 1x Deafening Silence
• 1x Glare of Subdual
• 1x Guardian Project
• 1x Helix Pinnacle
• 1x Stony Silence

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This is my take on gaddock teeg hatebears.

Here's my guide to the deck, the deck plays through very consistent mana fixture to stax pieces to annoy your opponents. There is only 2 cards that can't be played with gaddock teeg in play. Guardian project because, guardian project. It's basically a green staple at this point and glare of subdural due to its synergy with winter orb type effects.

The combo lines are very simple.

•Heliod, Sun-Crowned + Walking Ballista = infinite damage

•Devoted Druid + Vizier of Remedies = is infinite green mana (typically dumped in helix pinnacle)

•Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite + Natural Affinity = destroy all your opponents lands.

•Containment Priest + Eldrazi Displacer = exile any creature

• and lastly, who could forget the HOOF! just blast your opponents with trample

Date added	3 years
Last updated	2 years
Key combos	Devoted Druid + Vizier of Remedies Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite + Natural Affinity Containment Priest + Eldrazi Displacer Heliod, Sun-Crowned + Walking Ballista
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 55 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.94
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Elephant 3-3 G, Monarch Emblem