All I want is to play some OLD SCHOOL MAGIC

Commander / EDH Hatebears Jank RG (Gruul)

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Counters (14)

• 1x Stonecoil Serpent
• 1x Scavenging Ooze
• 1x Wildborn Preserver
• 1x Evolution Sage
• 1x Grumgully, the Generous
• 1x Predator Ooze
• 1x Ravenous Slime
• 1x Rishkar, Peema Renegade
• 1x Forgotten Ancient
• 1x Mowu, Loyal Companion
• 1x Loyal Guardian
• 1x Verdurous Gearhulk
• 1x Jugan, the Rising Star
• 1x Vigor

Land Other (7)

• 1x Cave of Temptation
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Karn's Bastion
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Protection (4)

• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Shield of Kaldra

Graveyard (2)

• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Genesis

Tutor (1)

• 1x Fauna Shaman

Hydra (11)

• 1x Hungering Hydra
• 1x Protean Hydra
• 1x Primordial Hydra
• 1x Savageborn Hydra
• 1x Steelbane Hydra
• 1x Managorger Hydra
• 1x Taurean Mauler
• 1x Heroes' Bane
• 1x Kalonian Hydra
• 1x Gargos, Vicious Watcher
• 1x Whiptongue Hydra

Draw (8)

• 1x Heartwood Storyteller
• 1x Runic Armasaur
• 1x Beast Whisperer
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Voice of Many
• 1x Ohran Frostfang
• 1x Primordial Sage
• 1x Soul of the Harvest

Removal (5)

• 1x Ulvenwald Tracker
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Bane of Progress
• 1x Thorn Mammoth
• 1x Apex Altisaur

Land Basic (32)

• 16x Forest
• 16x Mountain

Commander (1)

Ramp (9)

• 1x Arbor Elf
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Courser of Kruphix
• 1x Fertilid
• 1x Springbloom Druid

Hate (4)

• 1x Collector Ouphe
• 1x Harsh Mentor
• 1x Magus of the Moon
• 1x Stoneshaker Shaman

Support (2)

• 1x Khenra Charioteer
• 1x Thunderfoot Baloth

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Counters (15)

• 1x Blade of the Bloodchief
• 1x Hardened Scales
• 1x Scute Mob
• 1x Avatar of the Resolute
• 1x Obsessive Skinner
• 1x Pollenbright Druid
• 1x Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin
• 1x Pir, Imaginative Rascal
• 1x Rhythm of the Wild
• 1x Sword of Truth and Justice
• 1x Tuskguard Captain
• 1x Bloodspore Thrinax
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Borborygmos
• 1x Primeval Protector

Hate (6)

• 1x Immolation Shaman
• 1x Blood Moon
• 1x Manglehorn
• 1x Price of Glory
• 1x Rampaging Ferocidon
• 1x War's Toll

Land Other (3)

• 1x Gruul Guildgate
• 1x Llanowar Reborn
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood

Nonsense (3)

• 1x Tahngarth, First Mate
• 1x God-Eternal Rhonas
• 1x Xenagos, God of Revels

Draw (15)

• 1x Season of Growth
• 1x Wall of Blossoms
• 1x Carven Caryatid
• 1x Colossal Majesty
• 1x Elemental Bond
• 1x Inspiring Call
• 1x Armorcraft Judge
• 1x Drumhunter
• 1x Guardian Project
• 1x Path of Discovery
• 1x Ripjaw Raptor
• 1x Keeper of Fables
• 1x Combustible Gearhulk
• 1x Regal Force
• 1x The Great Henge

Hydra (5)

• 1x Voracious Hydra
• 1x Lifeblood Hydra
• 1x Unbound Flourishing
• 1x Ulasht, the Hate Seed
• 1x Hydra Omnivore

Removal (4)

• 1x Cindervines
• 1x Outmuscle
• 1x Ravager Wurm
• 1x Terastodon

Tutor (1)

• 1x Godo, Bandit Warlord

Ramp (10)

• 1x Farseek
• 1x Gyre Sage
• 1x Incubation Druid
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Zhur-Taa Druid
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Harrow
• 1x Wood Elves
• 1x Nikya of the Old Ways
• 1x Beanstalk Giant

Protection (7)

• 1x Cloak and Dagger
• 1x Prowler's Helm
• 1x Trailblazer's Boots
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak
• 1x General's Kabuto
• 1x Hammer of Nazahn
• 1x Archetype of Endurance

Support (5)

• 1x Ring of Kalonia
• 1x Bow of Nylea
• 1x Ferocity of the Wilds
• 1x Rite of Passage
• 1x Asceticism

Token (1)

• 1x Legion Warboss

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I hate what the kids are into these days; all these decks built around "artifacts" or "storm" or "graveyard recursion loops" ... it's the worst.

What ever happened to the good old days of magic?

I just want to tap out all my lands on my turn, play creatures, attack with creatures...

Remember those days?

Ruric Thar remembers.

[ This is a seriously jank deck built around the idea that magic should only be played with creatures and that anyone who tries to do anything 'fancy' should be punished.

With that in mind I tried to avoid using any non-creature spells (an exception was made for boots as Ruric tends to get a lot of table-hate) and ended up settling on a hydra-tribal mess that aims to hate out other people's combo/draw/ramp while tapping out as often as possible to lay down the beasts.

Any Gruul hatebears I'm missing or other suggestions welcome. ]

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 41 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.41