Alesha, Who Smiles at Death & Makes Money Doing it

Commander / EDH* Aggro Aristocrats Counters RBW (Mardu) Tokens

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Creature (29)

• 1x Angel of Invention
• 1x Anger
• 1x Ankle Shanker
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Captain Lannery Storm
• 1x Dire Fleet Daredevil
• 1x Fathom Fleet Captain
• 1x Gonti, Lord of Luxury
• 1x Hanweir Garrison  ^Meld
• 1x Imperial Recruiter
• 1x Judith, the Scourge Diva
• 1x Karmic Guide
• 1x Loxodon Gatekeeper
• 1x Masako the Humorless
• 1x Master of Cruelties
• 1x Mentor of the Meek
• 1x Mirror Entity
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Priest of Forgotten Gods
• 1x Ravenous Chupacabra
• 1x Reassembling Skeleton
• 1x Recruiter of the Guard
• 1x Siege-Gang Commander
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Swiftblade Vindicator
• 1x Teysa Karlov
• 1x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
• 1x Tithe Taker
• 1x Yahenni, Undying Partisan

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Brass's Bounty
• 1x Buried Alive
• 1x Damnable Pact
• 1x Demonic Tutor

Land (35)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Foreboding Ruins
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hanweir Battlements  ^Meld
• 1x High Market
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 6x Plains
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Volrath's Stronghold

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Always Watching
• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Cathars' Crusade
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Theater of Horrors
• 1x Trove of Temptation

Commander (1)

Artifact (13)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Boros Locket
• 1x Ensnaring Bridge
• 1x Key to the City
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Orzhov Locket
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Rakdos Locket
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Treasure Map  ^Flip

Instant (7)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Crackling Doom
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Entomb
• 1x Kolaghan's Command
• 1x Unbreakable Formation
• 1x Utter End

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Chandra, Torch of Defiance

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This deck is a little bit all over the place but it's fun to play. There are a few different ways to win and it keeps you on your toes!

WIN CONS

The most Alesha way is to find Master of Cruelties (best with Entomb ) and then just punch people to death. It helps to sac Master of Cruelties with something like Phyrexian Altar or Ashnod's Altar so that he can go back to the graveyard and you can use cheat him in again the next combat.

Another fairly common way is to go wide and trigger Cathars' Crusade a million times with Strionic Resonator or Panharmonicon

My favorite Win Con, albeit a shaky one, is to win with Revel in Riches . Cards like Brass's Bounty , Pitiless Plunderer , Trove of Temptation , Captain Lannery Storm , and even the new Smothering Tithe . Pitiless Plunderer + Teysa Karlov can get pretty nasty in this deck. If you don't end up winning this ay it's a great way to get tons of extra mana!

Ensnaring Bridge + Mirror Entity has also won me a few games.

IMPORTANT CARDS

Judith, the Scourge Diva with the Judith, the Scourge Diva + Reassembling Skeleton + Phyrexian Altar + Pitiless Plunderer infinite combo can be helpful but it's not super reliable unless you search it all out quickly.

Teysa Karlov can come in handy with a TON of triggers in this deck, especially things like Dictate of Erebos plus all the creatures with ETB effects with Panharmonicon make things really whacky upon entering and leaving.

There's a bit of control to stall people from hitting while you build up with cards like Loxodon Gatekeeper , Authority of the Consuls , Thalia, Guardian of Thraben , Tithe Taker , and Ensnaring Bridge

As I said, it's all over the place but pretty fun and surprisingly effective.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Key combos	Pitiless Plunderer + Teysa Karlov Ensnaring Bridge + Mirror Entity
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 63 - 0 Rares 13 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.20
Tokens	Emblem Chandra, Torch of Defiance, Goblin 1/1 R, Human 1/1 R, Pirate 2/2 B, Servo 1/1 C, Spirit 1/1 WB, Treasure