A Thick, Hard Deck

Commander / EDH*

ChucklesMcScotty

Creature (37)

• 1x Accorder Paladin
• 1x Adriana, Captain of the Guard
• 1x Alesha, Who Smiles at Death
• 1x Archetype of Courage
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Boggart Ram-Gang
• 1x Brutal Hordechief
• 1x Champion of Rhonas
• 1x Composite Golem
• 1x Daxos of Meletis
• 1x Eron the Relentless
• 1x Gonti, Lord of Luxury
• 1x Harsh Mentor
• 1x Insolent Neonate
• 1x Iwamori of the Open Fist
• 1x Jareth, Leonine Titan
• 1x Jedit Ojanen of Efrava
• 1x Knights of the Black Rose
• 1x Kothophed, Soul Hoarder
• 1x Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis
• 1x Lim-Dul's Paladin
• 1x Managorger Hydra
• 1x Maraxus of Keld
• 1x Mina and Denn, Wildborn
• 1x Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker
• 1x Ogre Battledriver
• 1x Olivia Voldaren
• 1x Oloro, Ageless Ascetic
• 1x Steward of Valeron
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Surrak, the Hunt Caller
• 1x Tasigur, the Golden Fang
• 1x Wolfir Silverheart
• 1x Yavimaya Barbarian
• 1x Zhur-Taa Druid
• 1x Zurgo Bellstriker
• 1x Zurgo Helmsmasher

Land (39)

• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Cascading Cataracts
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Vestige
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Forest
• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 1x Gemstone Mine
• 1x Grand Coliseum
• 1x Gruul Turf
• 2x Island
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 1x Meteor Crater
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Pillar of the Paruns
• 2x Plains
• 1x Radiant Fountain
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Rhystic Cave
• 1x Rupture Spire
• 1x Selesnya Sanctuary
• 1x Simic Growth Chamber
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Transguild Promenade
• 1x Vivid Crag
• 1x Vivid Creek
• 1x Vivid Grove
• 1x Vivid Marsh
• 1x Vivid Meadow

Commander (1)

Artifact (10)

• 1x Amulet of Vigor
• 1x Astral Cornucopia
• 1x Barbed Sextant
• 1x Chromatic Sphere
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Fist of Suns
• 1x Khalni Gem
• 1x Prophetic Prism
• 1x Whip of Erebos

Instant (5)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Devour Flesh
• 1x Eye for an Eye
• 1x Stubborn Denial
• 1x Succumb to Temptation

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Browbeat
• 1x Conflux
• 1x Mystic Speculation
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Primal Surge

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Fertile Ground
• 1x Fevered Visions
• 1x Gift of Paradise

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This deck uses homoerotic references and strong, half-naked men as well as transgender themes sprinkled in. The goal was to make the gayest, most uncomfortable deck I could possibly make for my playgroup, and this exists mostly for comedy and good hard dickings.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 34 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 28 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.48
Tokens	Cat Warrior 2/2 G, The Monarch