This is why you can't have nice things

Modern Budget Control WUB (Esper)

malet

Land (22)

• 3x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 7x Island
• 4x Plains
• 4x Swamp
• 2x Temple of Silence

Instant (16)

• 4x Clutch of the Undercity
• 4x Countersquall
• 4x Punish Ignorance
• 4x Silence

Creature (6)

• 2x Mesa Enchantress
• 2x Reflector Mage
• 2x Treasury Thrull

Enchantment (12)

• 4x Bonds of Faith
• 4x Claustrophobia
• 4x Stab Wound

Artifact (4)

• 4x Aether Spellbomb

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Sideboard

Instant (4)

• 2x Dismember
• 2x Doom Blade

Creature (2)

• 2x Wall of Denial

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Whelming Wave

Land (1)

• 1x Plains

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Stasis Snare

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Maybeboard

Instant (14)

• 1x Disenchant
• 4x Feeling of Dread
• 4x Render Silent
• 1x Trickbind
• 4x Vapor Snag

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Profane Command
• 1x Serum Visions

Creature (2)

• 2x Elite Arcanist

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Oblivion Ring

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The idea of this deck is to casualy control the board to annoy the people I play with and lose as many friends as possible.I noticed that most people in our group(including myself) hate Pacifism and Stab Wound so much that the throw it back at the person that casted it when they finally get rid of it.

So a lot of spells like Bonds of Faith and Claustrophobia . Mixed with counters(I really like Countersquall ), bounce and of course Stab Wound , cause who doesn't like to be Stab Wound ed in the face when laking enchantment removal.

Categories

Bounce

Aether Spellbomb Bounces or gives me the additional card i need.

Clutch of the Undercity Bounces and does damage

Reflector Mage a body that bounces.

Jail

Claustrophobia disables a creature

Bonds of Faith disables a creature or pumps Reflector Mage or Mesa Enchantress

Counter

Countersquall and Punish Ignorance counter and do damage

Utility

Stab Wound can be used to remove or disable, depending on the creature. Does damage to

Mesa Enchantress helps to get cards. We have 12 enchantments.

Silence helps to stay alive

Treasury Thrull is a big body, plus it recurses many things in the deck

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	14 - 4 Rares 15 - 8 Uncommons 16 - 2 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.74
Folders	want, Nice ones