Zurgo's Cocaine Train of Pain

Commander / EDH* Aggro Land Destruction RBW (Mardu) Voltron

jmzimmer

Instant (11)

• 1x Arcbond
• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Condemn
• 1x Gods Willing
• 1x Imp's Mischief
• 1x Not of this World
• 1x Psychotic Fury
• 1x Savage Beating
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Temur Battle Rage
• 1x Utter End

Sorcery (16)

• 1x Armageddon
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Cataclysm
• 1x Chandra's Ignition
• 1x Crux of Fate
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Divine Reckoning
• 1x Jokulhaups
• 1x Obliterate
• 1x Phyrexian Rebirth
• 1x Rout
• 1x Seize the Day
• 1x Waves of Aggression
• 1x Wrath of God

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Battle Mastery
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Eternal Thirst
• 1x Gift of Orzhova
• 1x Greed
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Scourge of the Nobilis

Artifact (22)

• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Champion's Helm
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Coalition Relic
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Fireshrieker
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Inquisitor's Flail
• 1x Kusari-Gama
• 1x Mask of Memory
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sunforger
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of the Animist
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak
• 1x Worldslayer

Creature (5)

• 1x Aurelia, the Warleader
• 1x Godo, Bandit Warlord
• 1x Puresteel Paladin
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Stonehewer Giant

Land (37)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Arena
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 7x Plains
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Rugged Prairie
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Shadowblood Ridge
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 1x Sunhome, Fortress of the Legion
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Temple of Triumph
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Vault of the Archangel

Commander (1)

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Sideboard

Instant (1)

• 1x Tainted Strike

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This is a Zurgo deck I've built based on "Zurgo Hatcrumpler" by LuckboxMcGambleshack. Its a voltron-y deck that hits for tons of commander damage. With less than ideal setup, he can be lethal in one hit.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 47 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 1 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.63
Tokens	Phyrexian Horror X/X C
Based on	Zurgo Hatcrumpler LuckboxMcGambleshack EDH