As always, this is a work-in-progress. This deck doesn't merit much description, I don't believe. It induces eye-rolls, grunts, growls, generally ill dispositions, loss of friends, red vision, near blackout-drunk-type rage brawling, vomiting, loss of sensation in limbs, partial loss of function in frontal lobe (that numb feeling you get when the whole world becomes grey and you simply wish it would all end already), reduction of heart rate, and possibly the realization that such trivial pursuits such as MTG are a thing of your past, wherein you cast aside your deck and make vows that you will of course not keep.

If you've got any suggestions to help make this deck really the last deck anyone every plays against me again, feel free to let me know!

(P.S. I'm aware that there are more annoying and probably more functional decks than this, however the description was only meant to make you chuckle.)

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Date added 9 years
Last updated 9 years
Legality

This deck is Modern legal.

Rarity (main - side)

3 - 0 Mythic Rares

11 - 0 Rares

10 - 0 Uncommons

21 - 0 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 2.55
Tokens Beast 3/3 G, Emblem Tamiyo, the Moon Sage
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