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Commander / EDH

negativenancey

Artifact (39)

• 1x Aetherworks Marvel
• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Blade of Selves
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Darksteel Forge
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Dreamstone Hedron
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Extraplanar Lens
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Grafdigger's Cage
• 1x Grim Monolith
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Inspiring Statuary
• 1x Key to the City
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Paradox Engine
• 1x Planar Bridge
• 1x Pristine Talisman
• 1x Rings of Brighthearth
• 1x Sculpting Steel
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Staff of Domination
• 1x Staff of Nin
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Urza's Incubator
• 1x Voltaic Key
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak
• 1x Winter Orb
• 1x Witchbane Orb
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Creature (24)

• 1x Artisan of Kozilek
• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 1x Breaker of Armies
• 1x Conduit of Ruin
• 1x Deceiver of Form
• 1x Desolation Twin
• 1x Emrakul, the Promised End
• 1x Endbringer
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Matter Reshaper
• 1x Oblivion Sower
• 1x Palladium Myr
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1x Phyrexian Revoker
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Platinum Emperion
• 1x Reality Smasher
• 1x Soul of New Phyrexia
• 1x Spawnsire of Ulamog
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Void Winnower
• 1x Walking Ballista

Instant (2)

• 1x Not of this World
• 1x Scour from Existence

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Eldrazi Conscription

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Ugin, the Spirit Dragon

Commander (1)

Land (30)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Eldrazi Temple
• 1x Eye of Ugin
• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 1x Mage-Ring Network
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Mirrorpool
• 1x Mishra's Factory
• 1x Sanctum of Ugin
• 1x Shrine of the Forsaken Gods
• 1x Spawning Bed
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 17x Wastes

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Gruesome Slaughter
• 1x Skittering Invasion

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Big ramp that can win on turn 3 or can be played slowly and methodically. Your choice, but still fun!There are more than enough cards in my sideboard, but this list plays the most consistently for me. If you have recommendations, please let me know!yes this is 100% my own personal list that I own in paper. It's my baby.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	24 - 0 Mythic Rares 34 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	5.00
Tokens	Copy Clone, Eldrazi 10/10 C, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C