Why Do my Friends Hate Me?

Commander / EDH GW (Selesnya) Hatebears

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Creature (38)

• 1x Acidic Slime
• 1x Aegis of the Gods
• 1x Angel of Jubilation
• 1x Archetype of Endurance
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Avacyn's Pilgrim
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Banisher Priest
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Courser of Kruphix
• 1x Dragonlord Dromoka
• 1x Eight-and-a-Half-Tails
• 1x Emeria Shepherd
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Fiend Hunter
• 1x Genesis
• 1x Karametra, God of Harvests
• 1x Kataki, War's Wage
• 1x Loxodon Gatekeeper
• 1x Managorger Hydra
• 1x Mentor of the Meek
• 1x Midnight Guard
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Omnath, Locus of Mana
• 1x Qasali Pridemage
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Spirit of the Labyrinth
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Tajuru Preserver
• 1x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Ulvenwald Hydra
• 1x Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
• 1x Vryn Wingmare
• 1x Wilt-Leaf Liege

Land (31)

• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 6x Forest
• 1x Fortified Village
• 1x Gavony Township
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Glacial Chasm
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 6x Plains
• 1x Plains
• 1x Plains
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Stirring Wildwood
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Temple of Plenty
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Artifact (7)

• 1x Amulet of Vigor
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Cloudstone Curio
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Tormod's Crypt

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Eldritch Evolution
• 1x Explosive Vegetation
• 1x Genesis Wave
• 1x Kodama's Reach

Commander (1)

Enchantment (13)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Beastmaster Ascension
• 1x Defense of the Heart
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Journey to Nowhere
• 1x Oblivion Ring
• 1x Presence of Gond
• 1x Prison Term
• 1x Rest in Peace
• 1x Stony Silence
• 1x Suppression Field
• 1x Sylvan Library

Instant (5)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Congregation at Dawn
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Worldly Tutor

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Made for my local game stores commander league~ When building this deck I originally thought "huh well nobody is going to want to play against any of these cards, Oh well!"

Now after playing for a while I've noticed the interactions are great and make it very fun to play.

Value Cards

1. Eternal Witness This Card Can basically be any card in the deck in the late game

2. Amulet of Vigor Can be Broken with Karametra triggers going off chaining creatures

3. Courser of Kruphix Tons of life from lands and helps to not miss land drops

4. Sun Titan like an eternal witness but gets more valuable the longer its on the field

5. Mentor of the Meek Card draw to keep you hand full when you run out

6. Genesis Good against Removal heavy decks and great against Mill

7. Emeria Shepherd **With karametra can get every permanent in your graveyard back

Removal and Protection

1. Tormod's Crypt & Rest in Peace Can Both cause Hell for graveyard interaction decks

2. Vryn Wingmare taxes combo Reminiscent decks

3. Archetype of Endurance Makes you immune to single targeted removal

4. Banisher Priest & Fiend Hunter Removal that counts towards my devotion

5. Qasali Pridemage & Reclamation Sage Both are recurable with Sun Titan

6. Loxodon Gatekeeper & Thalia, Heretic Cathar Can keep your opponents a turn behind

7. Aura of Silence, Ghostly Prison & Kataki, War's Wage = Ridiculous taxation

8. Tajuru Preserver & Angel of Jubilation Bye Bye Gravepact!

9. Dragonlord Dromoka Says You cant counter my crap

10. Aegis of the Gods Keeps off a lot of infinite combos

11. Aven Mindcensor Nice Impulse!

Ramp

1. Omnath, Locus of Mana Ramps Into my Big win conditions Long game

2. Caged Sun Ramps and pumps up the team

3. Birds of Paradise & Avacyn's Pilgrim Good ol' one drop Ramp

4. Cryptolith Rite EVERYTHING IS Birds of Paradise

5. Kodama's Reach & Cultivate Ramps while helping you make land drops

6. Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx Super ramp

7. Ulvenwald Hydra Cuz Primeval titan is banned

Tutors

1. Eldritch Evolution Cheat big stuff out

2. Enlightened Tutor Find the best enchantments and artifacts in your deck

3. Congregation at Dawn Stack your Deck

4. Captain Sisay get Your Win cons

5. Worldly Tutor Get the What ever Creature you need

Utility lands

1. Gavony Township Pump up the team

2. Rogue's Passage Make your Biggest Creature unblockable

3. Glacial Chasm Never die!

4. Oran-Rief, the Vastwood More counters on creatures

5. Mosswort Bridge More Card advantage

6. Maze of Ith Another way to protect yourself

Win Cons

1. Defense of the Heart Get your Scariest two things out

2. Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre Annihilator And mill prevention

3. Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger double Mana and your opponents lock down

4. Beastmaster Ascension Everything is giant

5. Genesis Wave Ramp into your ENTIRE DECK!

6. Avenger of Zendikar Make tons of big plants

7. Avacyn, Angel of Hope Cant touch my stuff

Date added	7 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 0 Rares 30 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.29
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Elf Warrior 1/1 G, Plant 0/1 G
Folders	Interesting Commander