Don't Teysa Me Bro!

Commander / EDH Afterlife Aristocrats Sacrifice Tokens WB (Orzhov)

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Creature (36)

• 1x Athreos, God of Passage
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Braids, Arisen Nightmare
• 1x Carrion Feeder
• 1x Cruel Celebrant
• 1x Doomed Dissenter
• 1x Doomed Traveler
• 1x Drivnod, Carnage Dominus
• 1x Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim
• 1x Elenda, the Dusk Rose
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Grim Haruspex
• 1x Hallowed Spiritkeeper
• 1x Hunted Witness
• 1x Kokusho, the Evening Star
• 1x Luminous Broodmoth
• 1x Midnight Reaper
• 1x Ministrant of Obligation
• 1x Mondrak, Glory Dominus
• 1x Orzhov Enforcer
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Reassembling Skeleton
• 1x Requiem Angel
• 1x Reveillark
• 1x Sifter of Skulls
• 1x Smothering Abomination
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Syr Konrad, the Grim
• 1x Teysa, Orzhov Scion
• 1x Tithe Taker
• 1x Vindictive Vampire
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Woe Strider
• 1x Yahenni, Undying Partisan
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Land (35)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Brightclimb Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Fetid Heath
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x High Market
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 7x Plains
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Shattered Sanctum
• 1x Shineshadow Snarl
• 1x Silent Clearing
• 7x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of Champions
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip

Instant (7)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Corrupted Conviction
• 1x Despark
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Village Rites

Commander (1)

Artifact (10)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Bolas's Citadel
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Black Market Connections
• 1x Dark Prophecy
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x The Meathook Massacre

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Damn
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Kaya's Wrath

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Instant (2)

• 1x Fracture
• 1x Vanishing Verse

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Divine Visitation
• 1x Field of Souls

Artifact (1)

• 1x Fellwar Stone

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I just rebuilt this Teysa deck after a year-long hiatus, so any suggestions about cards to cut or add would be amazing. I’m not looking to go overboard with infinite loops or combos, just trying to create a focused and fun aristocrats build. Thanks for checking out the deck!

Date added	5 years
Last updated	4 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 44 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.89
Tokens	Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Goat 0/1 W, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Morph 2/2 C, Shapeshifter 3/2 C, Soldier 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, Treasure, Vampire 1/1 W, Zombie 2/2 B