Goblin Aristocrats

Commander / EDH Aristocrats BR (Rakdos) Combo Tokens Tribal

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Creature (32)

• 1x Balthor the Defiled
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Boggart Harbinger
• 1x Boggart Mob
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Caterwauling Boggart
• 1x Deathbringer Thoctar
• 1x Dimir House Guard
• 1x Earthblighter
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Goblin Bushwhacker
• 1x Goblin Chieftain
• 1x Goblin Cratermaker
• 1x Goblin Diplomats
• 1x Goblin King
• 1x Goblin Matron
• 1x Goblin Recruiter
• 1x Goblin Sharpshooter
• 1x Goblin Warchief
• 1x Ib Halfheart, Goblin Tactician
• 1x Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
• 1x Knucklebone Witch
• 1x Krenko, Mob Boss
• 1x Lightning Crafter
• 1x Mad Auntie
• 1x Metallic Mimic
• 1x Priest of Forgotten Gods
• 1x Siege-Gang Commander
• 1x Skirk Prospector
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Zo-Zu the Punisher
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Land (36)

• 1x Ancient Ziggurat
• 1x Auntie's Hovel
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Hanweir Battlements  ^Meld
• 1x Lavaclaw Reaches
• 9x Mountain
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Smoldering Crater
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Spawning Pool
• 1x Spinerock Knoll
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 6x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Peak
• 1x Vivid Marsh

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Boggart Birth Rite
• 1x Cut / Ribbons
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Goblin Offensive
• 1x Hordeling Outburst

Instant (3)

• 1x Smash to Smithereens
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Terminate

Commander (1)

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Attrition
• 1x Boggart Shenanigans
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Everlasting Torment
• 1x Furnace of Rath
• 1x Goblin Bombardment
• 1x Outpost Siege
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Spiteful Visions
• 1x Underworld Connections

Artifact (11)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Gorgon's Head
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Herald's Horn
• 1x Mirage Mirror
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Staff of Nin
• 1x Vanquisher's Banner
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

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"Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong".

My first thought when seeing this card was "She's the last person I would want to see at a family reunion". But where her people skills are lacking, Wort excels at expanding your Goblin family and wreaking havoc on the board.

The deck has two different avenues of approach when trying to win: go wide with pumped up tokens and/or kill off your Goblin horde for value. Both approaches are ideal for certain situations and are great for any point in the game.

To assist the go wide strategy, multiple lords are included. Cards like Goblin King , Mad Auntie , Goblin Chieftain and Metallic Mimic are self explanatory and help give your Goblins a little extra muscle. Vanquisher's Banner will help you draw into more of your value Goblins while Caterwauling Boggart will make it easier for your mob to hit. Speaking of mobs, Boggart Mob will help reward you for adoption a go wide approach!

Now let's look into the aristocrats side of the deck. With the vast horde we can grow, sac outlets will make it easy to perform insane moves. The key carda worth mentioning are Attrition and Outpost Siege . Attrition will let you snipe larger unprotected creatures while the Outpost Siege gives you flexibility later in the game by assisting your aristocrats strategy or giving you card advantage. Obviously there are plenty of other cards that tie into the strategy, but I won't insult your intelligence when they are listed in the deck list.

Now for my favorite part: shenanigans! Or should I say Boggart Shenanigans ?

Krenko, Mob Boss can quickly make your board get out of hand. Combined with a Helm of the Host and your opponents' jaws will drop. Or if you want to go the combo route, try Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker plus Lightning Crafter and a sac outlet for infinite damage. Otherwise Goblin Sharpshooter can machine gun your opponents and their fields if you have enough goblins to sacrifice.

While not the most ideal house guest, Wort, Boggart Auntie provides a flexible option in Rakdos colors that most players won't be expecting. The deck can be very aggressive in the early game as well as provide late game synergies and finishers.

The deck is far from perfect, so if you have feedback or suggestions just leave a comment down below!

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 48 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.05
Tokens	Copy Clone, Goblin 1/1 R, Goblin Rogue 1/1 B, Treasure