$10 MonoGreen Cuck Deck?

Modern

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Creature (20)

• 4x Bitterblade Warrior
• 4x Charging Badger
• 4x Deadly Recluse
• 4x Hungry Spriggan
• 4x Wasteland Viper

Instant (8)

• 4x Blossoming Defense
• 4x Giant Growth

Enchantment (6)

• 3x Sixth Sense
• 3x Trollhide

Sorcery (6)

• 2x Hunter's Prowess
• 4x Phytoburst

Land (20)

• 20x Forest

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Sideboard

Instant (8)

• 4x Naturalize
• 4x Plummet

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So you go to a modern tournement. Everyone there is bragging about their $600 control deck, their $200 undefeated this, their $500 that. You walk in with a $10 mono green deck made from junk commons and uncommons. They laugh when you put down Charging Badger, thinking "wow what a useless card". They then pull out their $75 Noble Hierarch thinking they can do whatever they want because they played down a card worth 8 times more than your entire deck. Your turn comes, and you tap 2 for Phytoburst, targeting Charging Badger. You now swing with a 6/6 and your opponent knows they have no match for this. They shit themself in fear, knowing they can't chump block because Charging Badger HAS FREAKING TRAMPLE!! When it comes to their turn they look disgusted at their hand, knowing no kill spell in their hand is worth killing a mere 1/1 at this point. They drop their cards in the table and say the two words they thought they'd never say against your $10 deck. "I Concede."

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Uncommons 29 - 8 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.85
Folders	interesting...