Crazy Cat Lady

Casual

fishhorn

Creature (22)

• 4x Ajani's Pridemate
• 4x Ajani's Sunstriker
• 2x Brimaz, King of Oreskos
• 3x Kemba, Kha Regent
• 1x Oketra the True
• 4x Regal Caracal
• 4x Sacred Cat

Artifact (10)

• 2x Basilisk Collar
• 2x Leonin Bola
• 2x Shuko
• 2x Swiftfoot Boots
• 2x Sylvok Lifestaff

Enchantment (4)

• 2x Forced Worship
• 2x Oblivion Ring

Land (24)

• 2x Buried Ruin
• 18x Plains
• 2x Quicksand
• 2x Radiant Fountain

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Sideboard

Artifact (6)

• 2x Chariot of Victory
• 2x Oketra's Monument
• 2x Spidersilk Net

Creature (7)

• 2x Leonin Skyhunter
• 2x Pride Guardian
• 3x Whitemane Lion

Instant (2)

• 2x Immolating Glare

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Maybeboard

Creature (7)

• 3x Adaptive Automaton
• 1x Brimaz, King of Oreskos
• 3x Metallic Mimic

Instant (4)

• 4x Path to Exile

Artifact (2)

• 2x Leonin Scimitar

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Honor of the Pure

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I feel like everyone should be exposed to this deck from the reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/6iy3j0/wife_wants_to_start_playing_suggestions_on_a_cat/

Quoting u/RynnisOne

OK, this is for kitchen table silliness, not an actual tournament.It is, however, fun to play, and will help her learn many tricks and basic card combos.Each of these cards is cat-related in theme above function, but it works pretty well together nonetheless.Also, this is PURE WHITE, so sorry for backing out on the W/G Tribal. I can post you one I call PRETTY KITTY then, but for now, I present to you...

CRAZY CAT LADY!

CREATURES

• Ajani's Pridemate
• Ajani's Sunstriker
• Regal Caracal
• Sacred Cat
• Whitemane Lion (Surprise kitty! Learn to love them. Watch what happens when combo'd with the Kitty Statue below...)
• Kemba, Kha Regent (This is the titular Crazy Cat Lady of the deck. When she gets enough 'toys', the cats come out to play...)

ARTIFACTS (Cat Toys)

• Leonin Bola (Ever see cats play with string? This is it. Funny if you ever get the Cat Lady out, as the more creatures you have, this turns into a "Pay X, tap X creatures you control: Tap X creatures" combo. Eventually she can learn to use during enemy's upkeep to stop one from attacking.)
• Shuko (Cat claws! All kitties got claws, these you can move around with ease. Feel free to put on Lifelink kitties, the move to Kemba after combat. Is more of a theme item and can be first card to trade out for better stuff.)
• Swiftfoot Boots (Puss... In Boots! For a funnier, more expensive version, go Lighting Greaves, but we want cheap.)
• Sylvok Lifestaff (You know those goofy sticks with sparkly bits or string on the end? That's this. Use for suicidal charges, and some more life gain.)
• Oketra's Monument (The only non 'toy' here, but people worship, or at least adore cats, right? Dump the Shuko and up this to 4 if you like, its Legendary status makes it tough to need many. This + Whitemane Lion == turns X white mana into X 1/1, vigilant Cat Lovers at instant speed.)

ENCHANTMENTS

• Banishing Light (Laser pointer... in this case, the ENEMY chases it...)
• Forced Worship (You HAVE to pet them...)

LANDS

• Quicksand (Empty Kitty Litter Box! Just don't get lost... Alternatively, for silliness, get actual Deserts.)
• Buried Ruin (Full Kitty Litter Box! Dig up some of the old toys they, uh, 'buried'...)
• Radiant Fountain (Kitty water bowl...)
• Plains

My changes

I definitely love this deck by u/RynnisOne (not sure if he/she is on tapped out). I decided to make the deck more table friendly for my friends.

• Basilisk Collar instead of Oketra's Monument. Kitties need collars, and the added lifelink will synergize with Ajani's pridemate
• Brimaz, King of Oreskos to create a cat army with Kemba
• Oketra the True because cats need a cat god to worship
• Leonin Skyhunter and Spidersilk Net for flavor, evasion, and my friends tend to favor fliers. Who says kitties can't fly?

Budget... this is pretty cheap, but if you want to go EVEN CHEAPER, take out Brimaz and Basilisk collar and the price drops to ~ $20!!! Not bad for cat conquerers. If you want to go more expensive with more removal, check out the Maybeboard.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 6 - 0 Rares 17 - 8 Uncommons 16 - 7 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.25
Tokens	Cat 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, Cat 2/2 W, Cat Soldier 1/1 W, Sacred Cat 1/1 W, Warrior 1/1 W w/ Vigilance