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The Crappiest Stuff in Modern

By Munchaus

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Description

Do you hate your friends? Do you find yourself looking into the mirror and hating what you see? Do you do this often?

You might be a masochist!

Friend, I have the perfect Cube for you. Who needs cubes with Tarmogoyf and each of the Swords of X and Y in them? You need something with some more "Ugh."

Introducing The Crappiest Stuff in Modern!

From Cluestones to Clockwork Condors, your friends are bound to never speak to you again after a rousing round of the crappiest cube in Modern.

This Cube was synthesized by our finest scientists at Munchaus Labs. Using a patented company method, they spent days scouring the Gatherer, picking cards that never poked above a community rating of a 3!

Just read these testimonials from these pained customers:

"My everything hurts. Why would you build this?" - hystericaldame

"It's not so bad. I might even keep my deck." - Mtg-Mavrick

"How were you able to build this between your time spent molesting puppies?" - Pyrocumulus

If that doesn't convince you, just look at this board:

You're supposed to stop reading this and scroll to the board.

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