Sootwalkers

Legality

Format Legality
Tiny Leaders Legal
Noble Legal
Leviathan Legal
Custom Legal
Magic Duels Legal
Canadian Highlander Legal
Vintage Legal
Modern Legal
Penny Dreadful Legal
Casual Legal
Pauper EDH Legal
Vanguard Legal
Legacy Legal
Archenemy Legal
Planechase Legal
1v1 Commander Legal
Duel Commander Legal
Oathbreaker Legal
Unformat Legal
Pauper Legal
Commander / EDH Legal

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Set Rarity
Shadowmoor (SHM) Common

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Sootwalkers

Creature — Elemental Rogue

Sootwalkers can't be blocked by white creatures.

Sootwalkers Discussion

Kazz3lrath on You Lose Life, You Lose Life, Everybody Loses Life

3 years ago

NOW YOU LISTEN HERE MISSY

THIS RAKDOS GROUPSLUG THING DON'T MESS AROUND

YOU GOT A GREAT COMMANDER CHOICE IN STORM CROW BUT YOU ARE MISSING SOME CLASSICS

Sire Of Insanity BASICALLY READS "FUCK YOU IF YOU HAVE AN ACTUAL WIN CONDITION"

Master of Cruelties IS STRANGELY PHALLIC BUT BEAUTIFULLY FUNCTIONAL IN A DECK WHOSE CARDS CONSTANTLY HURT EVERYBODY

Poison the Well IS HOW YOU ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE OVER THE LITTLE BITCH AT THE TABLE. WHAT'S THAT? YOU'RE THE LITTLE BITCH? NOT ANYMORE

Rakdos Augermage IS HOW YOU DEAL WITH THAT ASSHOLE WHO HAD Rise of the Dark Realms IN HIS OPENING HAND AND HAS BEEN SANDBAGGING IT ALL GAME. ESPECIALLY DEADLY SINCE YOU WILL BE PERPETUALLY OUT OF CARDS.

Sanity Gnawers AND Hellhole Rats AND Ravenous Rats AND WHY DOES WIZARDS ASSOCIATE RATS WITH DISCARD?

Shauku's Minion AND Shivan Zombie AND Sootwalkers FOR TUMBLR CREDIBILITY (editor's note: do not play these cards)

Skull Rend WILL EVENTUALLY HIT A GROWTH SPURT AND JUST BE LIKE OUR AMIGOS Blightning AND Rakdos's Return WHO WE BOTH KNOW ARE GREAT CARDS

Spiteful Visions AND Underworld Dreams AND Fate Unraveler BECAUSE GOD KNOWS WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE BIT MORE NEKUSAR.

Tsabo Tavoc BECAUSE ITS NOT FAIR THAT OTHER PEOPLE ALSO BE ALLOWED TO HAVE THEIR COMMANDERS. (editor's note: a potential commander along with Mogis or Kaervek, depending on how the playgroup is)

Citadel of Pain HAS THE MOST METAL NAME EVER

Furnace of Rath AND Dictate of the Twin Gods BECAUSE YOU AREN'T A LITTLE BITCH

Impatience AND Manabarbs ARE FUNNY IN THE SAME DECK

Painful Quandary AND Polluted Bonds ARE LILIANA ALL-STARS AND NOW IT IS YOUR TURN

Price of Glory HAS Kamahl, Pit Fighter IN THE FUCKING FLAVOR TEXT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? Breaking Point HAS HIM IN THE ART

Vicious Shadows IS ANOTHER REMINDER THAT ONLY A LITTLE BITCH KEEPS CARDS IN THEIR HAND

HOW THE FUCK IS War's Toll ONLY A BUCK? IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS

Ward of Bones LOOKS LIKE THE ALBUM ART OF A CELTIC METAL BAND AND THAT IS SO FUCKING FLAVORFUL

Zo-Zu the Punisher LEGITIMATELY IS BORED AS FUCK BEING SHOT AT. HE'S JUST SLIGHTLY ANNOYED. TOP-SHELF DICKHEAD. Ankh of Mishra ALSO WORKS.

YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT Silent Arbiter IS THE BIGGEST DICKHEAD BOTTLENECK EVER

Repercussion : BECAUSE COMBAT IS FOR BONERS

AEther Flash SOUNDS LIKE JACE USING HIS ILLUSIONS TO SEE SOME TITTIES. Spellshock DOES NOT

Bloodchief Ascension IS PURE VALUE AND ODDLY ENOUGH SEEMS MORE SYNERGISTIC WITH THOSE RATS THAN WITH ACTUAL FUCKING VAMPIRES

Desolation BECAUSE SOMETIMES EVEN TUMBLR IS RIGHT. THIS CARD IS WONDERFUL.

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT HANDS ARE STUPID? Gibbering Descent REMEMBERS

Oppression SO THAT YOU CAN GO TO THE OLYMPICS. WHY IS TUMBLR SO RELEVANT TO THIS FUCKING DECK?

Tainted AEther BECAUSE NOT EVERYONE WASHES DOWN THERE

Witch Hunt IS A HARD COUNTER TO DUCK TRIBAL

A DINGUS DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD LIKE TO BE. Dingus Staff AND Dingus Egg ARE THE ONLY REASONS THAT STATEMENT MAKES SENSE.

Pox AND Smallpox BECAUSE IT AIN'T ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE BOAT

Killing Wave BECAUSE YOU ALSO WILL LEARN TO HATE ANGELS ONCE I MAKE MY DANK Voice of All DECK

Forced March IS BASICALLY THE TRAIL OF TEARS

Curse of the Cabal AND Choice of Damnations BECAUSE FUCK THAT ONE GUY SPECIFICALLY

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