Get a Life

Instant

Target player and each of his or her teammates exchange life totals.

Legality

Format	Legality
Archenemy	Legal
Casual	Legal
Commander: Rule 0	Legal
Custom	Legal
Limited	Legal
Planechase	Legal
Quest Magic	Legal
Unformat	Legal
Vanguard	Legal

Discussion (2)

trinitok on Rune-Tail Lockdown

8 years ago

As a blue player, I must ask you, a white player, why you are so defensive. You keep trying to extend your life and surround yourself with holy objects. Why are you so afraid to die? You would Rest in Peace with all your praise to the angels. You actually take some time to think about your plays and you usually aren't the first to strike. Are you afraid that you are treading some Path to Exile? Perhaps if you decided to show a little backbone, your angels would not be quite as hesitant and would lower the cost of coming to your aid. May I also suggest, Mr. White, that you invest in some counter magic? You offer great protection from the other colors, but sometimes your protection comes at a high price or is to slow. I'm curious how your Mom raised you. Your I'm Rubber, You're Glue insult is childish. Maybe you should Get a Life and grow up instead of playing games in the safety of your room. Don't cause a Free-for-All with your board wipes. My Clambassadors have visited your Charm School and see how you have failed to train your cat soldiers properly. I can't believe that Brimaz, King of Oreskos ever agreed to join you and your church. The Blue want to make sure that any and all felines are treated properly. Our Counterspells are much faster than your board wipes or exiling. We can offer much more appropriate protection. Our Tolarian Academy can also offer your felines and humans the education they rightfully deserve. Your "great" document The Cheese Stands Alone is downright inappropriate. All you talk about are women and their bodies. I do not know what your church with its Holy Mantle teaches, but your obsession with the particulars of Kemba, Kha Regent is extremely disturbing. To all the soldiers of the White Church, I say join us. We have done a Double Take and have found your church to be corrupt. Change your ways soon or the Blue will have to invade. Our spy, Cheatyface is inside your ranks. Do not anger us.

With love,

The Blue Bureaucracy

Panzerforge on The Cheap Deck Club Committee

8 years ago

Is it Urza's Hot Tub?
That'd give the page a little Sex Appeal.
Sorry, I'm just being a Smart Ass.
I'm sure whatever Remodel you want to do is for the Greater Good.
Okay, okay, I'll stop being such a Dumb Ass and Get a Life...