It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Grixis
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KrazyCaley
12 November 2011
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Hey all,squire1
here. This is an article that was published last year. A user requested that we bring it back since it is approaching the holiday season, so here it is. Hope you enjoy it.
12 November 2011
2723 views
Hey all,squire1 here. This is an article that was published last year. A user requested that we bring it back since it is approaching the holiday season, so here it is. Hope you enjoy it.
Justarsaus built a deck called It's beginning to look a lot like grixis. Then, in the spirit of holiday cheer and relentless slaughter and necromancy, I wrote this in the comments. Enjoy! And maybe post your own Magic carols below and maybe they'll get published if they're good.
It's beginning to look a lot like Grixis
Unnnnnndead ev'rywhere
A Blightning gets cast to your face
Mr. Bolas blows up your Jace
Through the smells of rotted flesh and burning haaaiiiiir
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It's beginning to look at lot like Grixis
With Zoooooooombie As-sass-ins!
Thrax makes them sac in attacks
Crumbling Necropolis has your back
And Slave of Bolas just threw Baneslayer in the biiiiiiin
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If you play a Jund hack and they Blightning right back
You Swerve it back into their dome.
Polymorph has no chance 'gainst your Terminate dance
Now their Emrakul ain't got a home
Controooolll and burn with a late-game turn, plus Unearth for your Life from the Loam
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It's beginning to look a lot like Grixis
On turn seeeevvvvven they succuuummmb
Double blue, triple black, double red,
And your enemies will be dead
Thanks to Crrrruuuueeeel Ulllltimatuuuuuum!
OMG.. VERY WELL DONE SIR!
Hilarious and it gets you right in the Grixis Spirit!
December 22, 2010 2:11 a.m.
brianguymtg says... #5
Should we pass Grixis presents? Wait, those are bad, aren't they?
December 22, 2010 9:42 a.m.
KrazyCaley says... #6
Ah yes, Rukh Egg nog and the lighting of the Helix Pinnacle .
December 22, 2010 2:08 p.m.
Justarsaus says... #7
honestly dude you have no idea how much this lifted my spirit i have been having a bad week and reading this just made it all better thanks
December 22, 2010 6:01 p.m.
KrazyCaley says... #8
Hey, you were the inspiration, man. Good to get everyone in the Grixis spirit.
December 22, 2010 9:56 p.m.
brianguymtg says... #11
(music). Jolly old Saint Nicol Bolaaaaaaas, Give us back our sooooooooouls, hahaha
Now everyone!
December 24, 2010 10:28 a.m.
KrazyCaley says... #14
Next year, I am doing this again, for sure. But with MORE CAROLS.
December 24, 2010 6:59 p.m.
TimProctor says... #16
Just saw this and wanted to...
On the first day of Grixis, my true nemesis Donate d to me A Thought Nibbler .
On the second day of Grixis, my true nemesis Donate d to me Two Thought Eater , And a Thought Nibbler .
On the third day of Grixis, my true nemesis Donate d to me Three Thought Devourer , Two Thought Eater , And a Thought Nibbler .
On the fourth day of Grixis, my true nemesis Donate d to me Four Steel Golem , Three Thought Devourer , Two Thought Eater , And a Thought Nibbler .
On the fifth day of Grixis, my true nemesis Donate d to me Five Delusions of Mediocrity , Four Steel Golem , Three Thought Devourer , Two Thought Eater , And a Thought Nibbler .
On the sixth day of Grixis, my true nemesis Donate d to me Six Illusions of Grandeur , Five Delusions of Mediocrity , Four Steel Golem , Three Thought Devourer , Two Thought Eater , And a Thought Nibbler .
On the seventh day of Grixis, my true nemesis Donate d to me Seven Abyssal Persecutor , Six Illusions of Grandeur , Five Delusions of Mediocrity , Four Steel Golem , Three Thought Devourer , Two Thought Eater , And a Thought Nibbler .
Merry Grixis to All!
December 28, 2010 10:12 a.m.
TimProctor says... #17
BUMP cause it's that time again... pls bring your carols
November 11, 2011 8:33 p.m.
TimProctor says... #19
Let's cheer for the blightning of the grixis tree.
November 11, 2011 10:34 p.m.
i miss KrazyCaley :c
for a second i thought he was back with an article and i was like "YAYAYAAAAAAY"
November 12, 2011 6:31 p.m.
I thought the same thing as legend =/ but this is a good article anyway.
November 12, 2011 6:39 p.m.
TimProctor says... #23
To the tune of Joy to the World
Woe to mirrodin, Yawgmoth is come!
Let mirrodin receive her King;
Let every heart burst in flames,
And enemies eat blightning,
And enemies eat blightning,
And enemies, and friends eat blightning.
Woe to the world, Lord Sedris reigns!
Let cruel ultimatums echo;
While swamps, islands and mountains
Repeat the sounding woe,
Repeat the sounding woe,
Repeat, repeat, the sounding woe.
Forever sins and sorrows grow,
Tresserthorns infest the ground;
He comes to make His ichor flow
Far as the curse is found,
Far as the curse is found,
Far as, far as, the curse is found.
Limdul rules the world with lies and hate,
And makes the nations prove
His decree of pain,
And wonders of small pox,
And wonders of small pox,
And wonders, wonders, of Kokusho.
November 13, 2011 4:09 p.m.
DeckBuilder345 says... #24
I agree with Legendinc says...6:31 p.m. on November 12, 2011
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i miss KrazyCaley :c
I thought he was back when i saw this posted. I was excited to see the followup to his previous article.
November 14, 2011 5:08 p.m.
brianguymtg says... #25
@DeckBuilder345: I know, right? WHO WON THE CHALLENGE?!?
We all miss KrazyCaley. Anyone know what happened to him?
November 16, 2011 8:56 a.m.
Justarsaus says... #27
I still sing this song as I play my deck lol it annoys the crap out of the whole play group
November 17, 2011 3:47 p.m.
TimProctor says... #28
Getting the first snow of the season, inside cooking for Thanksgiving (obviously a Bant holiday) and listening to Christmas music, while I'm singing Grixis words and my wife is thinking that I'm bat ass crazy.
November 19, 2011 4:24 p.m.
KrazyCaley says... #29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fSEjlLQcRY&ob=av3n
November 19, 2011 10:20 p.m.
DeckBuilder345 says... #32
Wait... I R Confused.... does this mean he is back but his new favorite color is black? as in he has finally realized the inferiority of blue? Or .... just that he couldn't find a back in blue song?
November 21, 2011 11:08 a.m.
KrazyCaley says... #33
Sadly, AC/DC doesn't know that the song is mistitled.
November 21, 2011 11:58 a.m.
Evil immortal nicol bolas, Lean your ear this way!
Dont you tell sarrak or tezz, What Im going to say;
The day of doom is coming soon; Now, you dear old dragon,
Tutor what youll bring to me: scry 10 if you can.
When the blood moons at its zenith, While I'm fast asleep,
Down from the sky broad and black, With your horde you'll reap;
All the planes you will find bowing to your whim;
Mine will be the weakest one, well be sure you know.
Ajani wants a pair of helix, Lilly wants a doll;
Jacey wants a story book; one he hasnt read;
As for me, my little spark isnt very bright;
Choose for me, dear bolas sir. What you think is right.
December 13, 2011 2:35 a.m.
TimProctor says... #37
I love the Grixis Season...
Said the Plague Wind to the kithkin
Do you see what I see
Way up in the sky kithkin
Do you see what I see
A star, a star
Kukusho in the night
With a tail as big as a kite
With a tail as big as a kite
Said the kithkin to the Cloistered Youth Flip Flip
Do you fear what I fear
Ringing through the sky Cloistered Youth Flip Flip
Do you fear what I fear
A song, a song
A Song of Blood for you and me
With a voice as big as the sea
With a voice as big as the sea
Said the Cloistered Youth Flip Flip to the mighty king
Do you know what I know
In your palace wall, Darien
Do you know what I know
We gonna die
Unless we tribute Bolas
Let us bring him silver and gold
Let us bring him silver and gold
Said the king to the people everywhere
Listen to what I say
Abandon all hope
Listen to what I say
The Bolas, the Bolas
Lurking in the night
He will bring us Duress and Blightning
He will bring us Duress and Blightning
The Bolas, the Bolas
Lurking in the night
He will Terminate us, Blightning and Perplex
Sem48 says... #1
I have to say this brought joy to my cold, unbeating heart. It kind of hurt, in a creepy way.
December 22, 2010 12:28 a.m.