The Revenge of Magic Haiku

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KrazyCaley

15 December 2011

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1

Phage: A Black Legend

Touch her and you will perish

What was she before?

2

That Willow Smith girl

I don't know if she has reach

Perhaps she needs silk?

3

To unsummon it

Chittering Rats on yourself

Made of irony

4

Samuel Jackson

He has had it up to here

With these enchantments

5

Dragon's Claw is nice

But it's just far too easy

This, for a challenge

6

The ultimate in

Air superiority

No air to ground, though

7

Sometimes you just need

A 5/5 with defender

For one turn only

8

Judges and RAs

White only has one creature

In all of their tests

9

Sega Genesis

Troubleshooting: Tap UU

And reload your game

10

Ways to force a draw

Island.dec: one option

This card: another

11

Shocking Magic facts:

A Juggalo is a card!

He was in Homelands

12

It's much catchier:

"Just take a little" this; NOT

Gitaxian Probe

13

Not from an "un" set

But it stops an entire set

And is from that set

14

This creature just sucks

It's just a fog--.....ALL GLORY

TO THE HYPNOTOAD

15

Channel Fireball

Can be a draw, with this card.

Makes the whole world blind.

16

Funniest black card

A mighty 4/3 for 3

Just don't insult him

17

Jund can draw some cards

Ask your friendly neighborhood

Insect wizard chick

18

Construction paper

And mad origami skills

Gives you pro: colors

19

The art has it all

Flying, mossy, zombified

Grumpy elephant

20

Discard, Removal

Draw, Recursion, Gain Life, and

Deal Damage. Neat.

xo2 says... #1

1 Phage the Untouchable

6 Cloud Elemental

14 Haze Frog ?

15 Earthquake and my favorite combo.

That's all I know. I know 13 but cant remember the name lol.

December 15, 2011 9:02 p.m.

squire1 says... #2

December 15, 2011 9:03 p.m.

xo2 says... #3

That's the one lol

December 15, 2011 9:06 p.m.

Zarum says... #4

December 15, 2011 9:07 p.m.

squire1 says... #5

December 15, 2011 9:09 p.m.

dude1818 says... #7

December 15, 2011 9:29 p.m.

dude1818 says... #8

It screwed up my first group of guesses. They were supposed to 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, and 7.

December 15, 2011 9:30 p.m.

KorApprentice says... #9

December 16, 2011 1:58 a.m.

KorApprentice says... #10

Ah, sorry, forget Arrogant Bloodlord . It's very late.

December 16, 2011 1:59 a.m.

Rhadamanthus says... #11

Here are ones I don't think have been guessed correctly yet:

6 Cloud Djinn

8 Glory Seeker

10 Divine Intervention

11 Joven (just look at this freakin' guy)

12 Peek

15 Eye for an Eye

16 Skittering Horror (the little beak makes me laugh every time)

19 Elephant Resurgence

December 16, 2011 9:47 a.m.

squire1 says... #12

My best guesses from what everyone has put. i think this is all of them but 1

1: Phage the Untouchable

2: Whip Silk

3: Leashling

4: Snake Pit and Seed the Land

5: Iron Star

6: Cloud Djinn

7: Tidal Wave

8: no idea

9: Reset

10: Divine Intervention

11: Joven

12: Peek

13: City in a Bottle

14: Haze Frog

15: Eye for an Eye

16: Arrogant Bloodlord

  1. Xira Arien

  2. Empty-Shrine Kannushi

  3. Elephant Resurgence

20: Cruel Ultimatum

December 16, 2011 1:53 p.m.

Rhadamanthus says... #13

If you re-read the clues, you'll see (1) Phage the Untouchable and (16) Arrogant Bloodlord directly contradict the haiku. I'm not very confident about my guess for (16), but I know for a fact dude1818's answer for (1) is correct.

December 16, 2011 1:58 p.m.

squire1 says... #14

good call. After rereading i completely agree with you on both counts

December 16, 2011 2:01 p.m.

KrazyCaley says... #15

Correct answers so far, and hints for the still-missing ones

1 - Jeska, Warrior Adept - dude1818

2 - Whip Silk - dude1818

3 - Leashling - KorApprentice

4 - Snake Pit and Seed the Land - KorApprentice

5 - Iron Star - dude1818

6 - No correct answer. - Has no air to ground / Not because it can't BLOCK ground: / It's not a creature

7 - Tidal Wave - dude1818

8 - Glory Seeker - Rhadamanthus

9 - Reset - Zarum

10 - Divine Intervention - Rhadamanthus

11 - Joven - Rhadamanthus

12 - Peek - Rhadamanthus

13 - City in a Bottle - squire1 : BUT - There are still more cards / Both of them are artifacts / A bell and a bowl

14 - Haze Frog - xo2

15 - Eye for an Eye - Rhadamanthus

16 - No correct answer. Whoops, I totally / Screwed up, this guy's a 3/4 / And not a 4/3

17 - Xira Arien - dude1818

18 - Empty-Shrine Kannushi - dude1818

19 - Elephant Resurgence - Rhadamanthus

20 - Cruel Ultimatum - Zarum

December 16, 2011 2:22 p.m.

Zarum says... #16

is 6 Gravity Well ?

December 16, 2011 2:30 p.m.

KorApprentice says... #17

December 16, 2011 2:47 p.m.

Rhadamanthus says... #18

I didn't realize you were looking for multiple answers for 13. I figured since City in a Bottle stops cards from being played it was the only one you meant, and someone got to it before me. Anyway, Golgothian Sylex and Apocalypse Chime .

December 16, 2011 3:06 p.m.

Rhadamanthus says... #19

@KorApprentice: It's probably Tar Pit Warrior because of the flavor text.

December 16, 2011 3:08 p.m.

Rhadamanthus says... #20

Posting a thousand times because I keep having extra thoughts after the fact. Is 6 Chaosphere ?

December 16, 2011 3:10 p.m.

nightscape says... #21

December 16, 2011 3:13 p.m.

nightscape says... #22

Damn I was beaten lol

December 16, 2011 3:14 p.m.

KorApprentice says... #23

Well, KrazyCaley said that it was not becuase they couldn't BLOCK ground.

December 16, 2011 4:07 p.m.

Rhadamanthus says... #24

Yeah, there's no air-to-ground capability. The flying creatures are stuck up there and can't do anything to ground guys.

December 16, 2011 4:44 p.m.

Lectrys says... #25

16 - Tar Pit Warrior (if it's a 3/4)

December 16, 2011 5:34 p.m.

KrazyCaley says... #26

13 - Golgothian Sylex , City in a Bottle , and Apocalypse Chime - squire1 and Rhadamanthus.

16 - Tar Pit Warrior - KorApprentice


6 - Admiral Ackbar / In the Weatherlight, Sees This / And says "It's a Trap!"

December 16, 2011 7:40 p.m.

xo2 says... #27

6 is Windstorm . Or do you want the Phyrexian mana one.

December 16, 2011 7:52 p.m.

pwnage_packy says... #28

I was gonna say Omnibian for 14, just because I thought you might have typo'd frog to fog.

December 20, 2011 11:45 p.m.

KrazyCaley says... #30

6 - Really, still no one? / If you listen close, Greven / Will say "Make it so."

December 21, 2011 12:44 a.m.

pwnage_packy says... #31

6 - Skyship Weatherlight ? I kinda doubt it, but can't think of anything else.

December 21, 2011 1:08 a.m.

KorApprentice says... #32

Predator, Flagship ? That's all I can think of regarding Commander Greven il-Vec and Skyship Weatherlight .

December 21, 2011 1:11 a.m.

KrazyCaley says... #33

December 21, 2011 1:20 a.m.

KorApprentice says... #34

Yay! I love the whole Weatherlight story, it's amazing.

December 21, 2011 1:54 a.m.

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